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Dear Dad

Dear Dad
Letter home from school... Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you. Love,Your $on.

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Reallly funny this letter!! :D by victor_chisava Sep 2

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