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Unlikely: The Impossible and Improbable Objects of Giuseppe Colarusso

Colarusso tells me via email that many of the pieces he fabricates himself, however some are digitally created in Photoshop. So what’s the point? He hopes each image will make you stop, think and hopefully bring a smile to your face, which is definitely a worthy cause. Also, I would pay top dollar for that spray paint can with adjustable hue sliders, so could somebody make that? See some 50+ additional concepts over on his website. 31 GIFs That Will Make You Laugh Every Time. Series of offensive jokes - you've been warned : Jokes.

A woman rubs a lamp, a genie pops out and grants her one wish.

Series of offensive jokes - you've been warned : Jokes

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Vacas "chipadas" podem reduzir emissões de metano

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The Evolution of a Programmer

Senior year in College (defun hello (print (cons 'Hello (list 'World)))) New professional #include <stdio.h> void main(void) { char *message[] = {"Hello ", "World"}; int i; for(i = 0; i < 2; ++i) printf("%s", message[i]); printf("\n"); } Seasoned professional Master Programmer Apprentice Hacker. Reasons_why_people_who_work_with_computers_seem_to_have_a_lot_of_spare_time.png (PNG Image, 640 × 530 pixels) If historical events had Facebook updates... Ultimate Drunk Compilation Of 2011 ll FWAM. Like a boss : Crazy Liver. How to Hunt Elephants.

MATHEMATICIANS hunt elephants by going to Africa, throwing out everything that is not an elephant, and catching one of whatever is left.

How to Hunt Elephants

EXPERIENCED MATHEMATICIANS will attempt to prove the existence of at least one unique elephant before proceeding to step 1 as a subordinate exercise. PROFESSORS OF MATHEMATICS will prove the existence of at least one unique elephant and then leave the detection and capture of an actual elephant as an exercise for their graduate students. COMPUTER SCIENTISTS hunt elephants by exercising Algorithm A: Go to Africa. Start at the Cape of Good hope. EXPERIENCED COMPUTER PROGRAMMERS modify Algorithm A by placing a known elephant in Cairo to ensure that the algorithm will terminate. ASSEMBLY LANGUAGE PROGRAMMERS prefer to execute Algorithm A on their hands and knees. DATABASE ADMINISTRATORS do not need to go out and capture elephants when they can retrieve them simply with an ad hoc query: STATISTICIANS hunt the first animal they see N times and call it an elephant.

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