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OMG Cute Things. 20 Most Hilarious YouTube Videos Under 20 Seconds Long. 20 Captivating Photos Shot At Exactly The Right. There are some things in life that make me feel dated (notice I didn’t use the word “old” LOL).

20 Captivating Photos Shot At Exactly The Right

For example, sending a fax, writing in cursive (with a pen) and talking on any phone with a cord (and twirling it around my fingers) are all things that kids born in 2011 might never have the opportunity to experience. I remember back in the days when people would say, “I wish I had my camera with me today, I could have taken some great pictures.” Now that practically everyone has a smartphone, we all have our cameras with us everywhere we go. That is evident in these photographs taken at exactly the right moment. The photography we see these days is phenomenal.

Sometimes “at the right moment” photography is achieved with high-speed photography, and sometimes it is achieved from just being in the right place at the right time. Are women born this way? Koala and the Lizard. Pictures Can Be Misleading. The Most Offensive Jokes Ever. What is the most offensive joke ever?

The Most Offensive Jokes Ever

Here are twenty answers to that question along with a little something extra at the end, in my list of the 20 funniest ever offensive jokes: (If you have ever been upset or offended by humor of any kind please do not read any further. This list includes racist jokes, sexist jokes, jokes about paedophilia etc). Q: What’s the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew? A: Santa Claus goes down the chimney. And here is a little something extra, cos you know I always like to go above and beyond – its a video of British comedian Jimmy Carr trying to find the most offensive joke ever based on the reaction of the audience. Weekend Pic Dump (12.4.11. 17 WTF Wifi Names!

YAY. Billiejoe_letter.gif (726×405) Whose Line is it Anyway – Things you can’t say about your girlfriend. Baby Scared to Tears by Daddy’s Fart. Beer Song by ElbowSkin. A Very Honest First Date - Pizza Comedy. DO IT MOTHERFUCKER DOT COM. Here Is Michael Winslow Absolutely CRUSHING A LED ZEPPELIN Song. The 25 Funniest AutoCorrects Of 2011. Meanwhile in Russia.. In November 2000, Pope John Paul II was made an honorary Harlem Globetrotter. The Prison Bitch Name Generator - Comedy, Jokes, Humor, fun, games, entertainment.

Owned By AutoCorrect. Weird and twisted on the Behance Network. Girls vs Boys. Posted on February 6, 2012 in Humor If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to our RSS feed or follow us on Facebook or Twitter .

Girls vs Boys

Thanks for visiting! Rate this Post. EPIC FAIL .COM : #1 Source for Epic Fail and Fail Pictures, Fail Videos, and Fail Stories. 15 Most Popular Autocorrects From March 2011. Odd Man. Prankked. A Well-Planned Retirement - And no one even knows his name. Outside England's Bristol Zoo there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 buses.

A Well-Planned Retirement - And no one even knows his name.

For 25 years, its parking fees were managed by a very pleasant attendant. The fees were £1 for cars ($1.40), £5 for busses (about $7). Then, one day, after 25 solid years of never missing a day of work, he just didn't show up; so the Zoo Management called the City Council and asked it to send them another parking agent. The Council did some research and replied that the parking lot was the Zoo's own responsibility. The Zoo advised the Council that the attendant was a City employee. ARE YOU A REAL PILOT? from Joe Burton. An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight suit and leather jacket and ordered a cup of coffee.

ARE YOU A REAL PILOT? from Joe Burton

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot? ' He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans... flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. Smart and Sassy Sayings. List of Yo Mama Jokes. Humor. Apology Form. Snatch Match. Simpsons. JibJab. Bluntcard. Humor of the Day. During an IRS audit, the auditor looked at the tax payer and exclaimed... ...

Humor of the Day

"Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable. " "I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it," says Ralph. "How about a demonstration? " The auditor thinks for a moment and said, "Okay. Ralph says, "I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye. " The auditor thinks a moment and says, "No way! Ralph removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor can tell Ralph isn't blind, so he takes the bet. Ralph removes his dentures and bites his good eye. "Want to go double or nothing?

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