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Let’s Get Drinks

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People Who Accidentally Dressed Like Their Surroundings - artctrldel.net

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Existential Riddles

She can carry only one item at a time. If left together, the fox will eat the chicken, and the chicken will eat the corn. How does the farmer do it? The farmer begins by carrying the chicken across the river. But, as she does so, she notices her reflection in the water. A man sees a boat that is full of people. Everyone on the boat is married, so there isn’t one single person on the boat. The man wonders if it’s legal for a transportation system to discriminate against unmarried people. The man blows his nose. Which is heavier, a ton of feathers or a ton of gold? Everything is equal in an infinitely expanding, cruelly indifferent universe. A town has only two barbers. The man should go to the barber with the shaggy, messy haircut. But he goes to the barber closer to his apartment.

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It’s Rotting Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers.

The clock expired on these goofy goose-necked bastards about six weeks ago, but I pushed it and the shit got real on me. It’s Autumn overtime up in here and these fuzzy fuckers need to go. When my guests come over I’m gonna be like, SORRY! My bad on all these rancid ornamental vegetables, you guys. Whistle 100 WSSL. Everyone's Upstairs Neighbors. ClickHole. Try to find victories in everything you do, no matter how small. (x-post from /r/standupshots )

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Every Comment On Recipe Blogs

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HOW TO LOSE WEIGHT IN 4 EASY STEPS

A lot of people have been asking me how I did it; specifics like what diet I was on, how many times a week I worked out, etc etc. So I thought I’d just answer everyone’s questions by giving you guys step by step instructions on how you can achieve everything I have… IN JUST 4 EASY STEPS! Ready? Here we go!!! 1.) 2.) 3.) Listen to stories of your ex-girlfriend fucking around with gross and terrible people, stories from your friends who think they are doing you a favor. After work one night, go up up up all the way to the top floor of the parking garage and walk all the way to the back. Buy a scale. Get on the treadmill. Late one night, make the mistake of looking at her Facebook and Instagram posts. Watch as your life shrinks down to four things: 1.) work, 2.) the gym, 3.) the food you eat, 4.) sleep. Start to make friends at the gym.

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20 essential job interview tips

Michael Spicer has some essential advice to help you ace the interview. Trending: New And Exciting Products From The Daily Mail Gift Shop.