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120659-birthday-surprise-motherfucker-MkQn.gif (GIF Image, 720 × 405 pixels) 28 Pictures That Will Make You Laugh Every Time. This Is The Banana Experiment And It'll Leave You With An Important Life Lesson. Life Inspirational NEXT POST This Is The Banana Experiment And It'll Leave You With An Important Life Lesson by momog30 from PrinceEA 83k You probably clicked on this thinking "how the hell am I going to learn a life lesson from a damn banana when in all my years of living on this beautiful planet, I've made countless mistakes and yet I still haven't learned anything.

This Is The Banana Experiment And It'll Leave You With An Important Life Lesson

Oh, and I also still need my mother when I'm sick. " via Still Cracking Source: Still Cracking Did you remember to share this with your friends? Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Trending on the Web Report Post Never miss a post! See More by momog30 I'm a 20 something foodie, writer, baker, animal lover, world traveler, gamer, and avid reader. 17 Ways To Have Yourself A Very Redneck Christmas Recommended Posts Two Guys Walked Up To This Woman And Made Her Cry. Lights Announces New US Tour In Support Of Little Machines, Win A Trip To See And Meet Her!

What is the best comment in source code you have ever encountered? How to burn in hell 101. This week’s epic video roundup. A new weekend means new videos, packaged in one sweet-ass roundup In this week’s roundup we have some Far Cry 4, GTA 5, Assassin’s Creed Unity, World of Warcraft, some funny gaming fails, and a whole lot more.

This week’s epic video roundup

Get watching. Clueless Gamer takes on Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare “That’s Kevin Spacey.” Far Cry 4 Your choices carry weight. World of Warcraft A look into the world behind the World of Warcraft. PS4 vs PS3 beauty contest. Destiny It’s time to go surfing. Halo: Master Chief Collection Get tactical, marines. Mario Kart 8 Link is upon us with his motorcycle. Assassin’s Creed Unity An overview of what will go down. GTA: San Andreas HD. 10 Tricks to Appear Smart During Meetings — Conquering Corporate America. Like everyone, appearing smart during meetings is my top priority.

10 Tricks to Appear Smart During Meetings — Conquering Corporate America

Sometimes this can be difficult if you start daydreaming about your next vacation, your next nap, or bacon. When this happens, it’s good to have some fallback tricks to fall back on. Here are my ten favorite tricks for quickly appearing smart during meetings. 1. Draw a Venn diagram Getting up and drawing a Venn diagram is a great way to appear smart. 2. If someone says “About 25% of all users click on this button,” quickly chime in with, “So about 1 in 4,” and make a note of it. 3. There comes a point in most meetings where everyone is chiming in, except you. 4. Always bring a notepad with you. 5. Ag05N7q_700b.jpg (JPEG Image, 700 × 3925 pixels) - Scaled (25%) How To Write Unmaintainable Code. Ensure a job for life ;-) Roedy Green Canadian Mind Products Introduction Never ascribe to malice, that which can be explained by incompetence. - Napoleon In the interests of creating employment opportunities in the Java programming field, I am passing on these tips from the masters on how to write code that is so difficult to maintain, that the people who come after you will take years to make even the simplest changes.

How To Write Unmaintainable Code

Further, if you follow all these rules religiously, you will even guarantee yourself a lifetime of employment, since no one but you has a hope in hell of maintaining the code. You don't want to overdo this. General Principles Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur To foil the maintenance programmer, you have to understand how he thinks. He views your code through a toilet paper tube. Programmers are lulled into complacency by conventions.

You might get the idea that every language feature makes code unmaintainable -- not so, only if properly misused. Naming Be Abstract m_ Some of the funniest gifs of all time.

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Are These The 43 Funniest GIFs Of All Time. These 20 People Got Instant Justice for Being Jerks (Gifs) Trying to be a jerk?

These 20 People Got Instant Justice for Being Jerks (Gifs)

I don’t think so When bad things happen to any of you, it’s not good to focus on getting revenge. Vengeance is a very bitter, bad and nasty thing that can spoil your heart. That’s why we love it when bad people doing bad things and they get instantaneous justice. No revenge needed! If you’re robbing someone, make sure you know how to use a door People take golfing seriously, even if you may not. Senseless vandalism? SERIOUSLY, Lol Stupid prank backfires on a stupid teen If you get the bottom bunk, learn to accept it gracefully A poor sport playing paintball learned a lesson Don’t mess with ducklings They tried to gang up on one guy. Violence begets violence, man Whhhhaaattt LOL Wrong move, buddy Don’t Text And Drive He thought this trick would be funny.

He’ll never try to knife someone’s tire ever again. If you mess with dogs, the universe will make sure you pay Road rage never pays. The best part- He was still mad at the end Via Ebaumsworld Comments comments.