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Martin Lindsay parked his Jaguar on Eastcheap, in the City of London, on Thursday afternoon. When he returned about two hours later, he found parts of his car - including the wing mirror and badge - had melted. Mr Lindsay said he "could not believe" the damage. The developers have apologised and paid for repairs. The 37-storey skyscraper at 20 Fenchurch Street, which has been nicknamed the "Walkie-Talkie" because of its shape, is currently under construction. 20 Fenchurch Street which has been nicknamed the "Walkie-Talkie" 'Dangerous' Mr Lindsay, director of tiling company Moderna Contracts Ltd, said: "I was walking down the road and saw a photographer taking photos and asked, 'what's happening?

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Surely it has to be Janet Jackson's "wardrobe malfunction". 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. The 10 most scandalous euphemisms. Congressman Mark Sanford has returned to frontline politics after ensuring "hiking the Appalachian Trail" became a euphemism for infidelity. What other scandals have enriched the lexicon? 1. "Hiking the Appalachian Trail" When South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford disappeared for six days in 2009, his aides told reporters he had gone for a walking holiday along the US's most celebrated hiking route.

In fact, it soon transpired Sanford had been with his Argentine mistress in Buenos Aires. The phrase quickly ignited the imaginations of the press corps. "I think we should start using 'hiking the Appalachian trail' for discussions of future political scandale, don't you? " 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. What to watch on netflix. What a Facebook redesign would be like in real. F-117 Stealth fighter. The Mistery Machine. Bike and Windows XP Background. Oh, That's Why Cars In Horror Movies Never Start The First Time. LAUNCELOT: We were in the nick of time, you were in great peril.

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