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Trash Bag dresses are very popular, they come ten in a box. Look what I found hiking in the Ozark Mountains. Yes, I am the new greeter, "you want some candy little girl. " Is that a pet raccoon or possum on her back. I'm shopping for my trip to the North Pole Psych Ward. I get the feeling someone is breathing down my neck. So we’ve got word that people are now breaking out of hospitals and psychiatric wards to go buy our book. I warned Ronnie not to wear that shirt out of the house. Is it even legal to sell that shade of pink? For those times when you need fried okra and chicken strips so bad, that you just can't wait for the bleach to set.

I have infinite admiration for the sheer strength of good quality denim. I'm not sure what kinky Bathsheba Squeal plans to do with that pie filling, but there is just something about her that tells me she doesn't bake, she doesn't watch Rachael Ray and she has no intention of using that pie filling in the kitchen. Agerton? 2010-09-14-657stop.gif (GIF Image, 720 × 278 pixels) Only in Japan. 17 Jan 2007 For interesting photos of scenes unique to Japan, do a search for "only in Japan" on Google Image Search.

Only in Japan

Here's a sampling of what you'll find on the top few pages... A relaxing day at the swimming pool Hello Kitty in the snow Manhole cover Nipplescarf Honda WOW: Dog-friendly concept car. Funniness of Unfunniness. Fuuunny things. - what to do in an emergency. Hall of Fame. 18 Horrible Real Names. SadAndUseless.com. Created by Catrina Dulay (there are few more, so it’s worth to visit).

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Marriage.jpg (JPEG Image, 720x576 pixels) - Scaled (97%) Screen-shot-2011-11-29-at-12-12-14-pm.png (PNG Image, 489x486 pixels) The OSTRICH Story. A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.

The OSTRICH Story

The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours? " "I'll have the same," says the ostrich. The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke. " The ostrich says, "I'll have the same. " Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change. This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual asks the waitress? " "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad," says the man. "Same," says the ostrich. Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62. " Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table. The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?

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How Projects Really Work (version 2.0)

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