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There's nothing more satisfying than sharing a pun on Father's Day. After your kids have given you their hugs and homemade macaroni cards, show them gratitude in the form of a classic dad joke. Even some dads at Mashable are joining in on the fun, and sharing some of their go-to fatherly zingers. Your kids' groans and eye rolls may seem like disapproval, but they really can't get enough of your hilarious antics. 1. Show As Gallery. Only Dads Could Get Away With Telling These Jokes. Sven and Ole Jokes, Paula's Archives.
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Sven and Ole (rhymes with holy) jokes are popular in the upper midwest, especially in Minnesota ond other regions settled by Scandanavians. They are a couple of old farmers, and they aren’t too bright. If you are Swedish, Sven and Ole are Norwegian. And if you are Norwegian… well, then, they are Swedish, don’t you know? Check the Wikipedia Page for more about the cultural aspects of the jokes. 35 Better Names For Animals Will Have You Rolling On The Floor (Photos). Top 10 ‘SNL’ Moments When The Cast Broke Out In Uncontrollable Laughter. This past weekend on Saturday Night Live a magical thing happened — the cast of SNL and the episode’s host, Ryan Gosling, all broke character.
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