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Google Image Result for. Top Ten Lists. The Top 10 Signs You've Watched Too Much Star Trek: You send weekly love letters to the actress who played the Green Skinned Orion Slave Girl in episode number 7.

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You pull the legs off your hamster so you'll have a tribble. You tried to join the Navy just so you could serve aboard the Enterprise. Your wife left you because you wanted her to dress like a Klingon and torture you for information. You went to San Francisco to see if you might bump into Kirk and crew while they were in the 20th century looking for a whale. "Our other starship separates into 3 pieces! " Best Bumpersticker on Borg ship: "Blonde Borgs have the same fun. " Saying "make it so" in casual conversation Indignation because the periodic table doesn't include dilithium and tritanium. Things that never happen in Star Trek : 23 Hilarious Texts From Moms. Top Ten Lists > To do at the drivethru. F*ck That: The Hilarious Guided Meditation For Realists That Actually Works – Mystical Raven. Top 10 Lists from Brain of Brian.

Page 1Top 10 Things to Do at the MallTop 10 Reasons OJ is the Unluckiest Man AliveTop 10 Unusual Things Done During an InterviewTop 10 Ways to Freak-Out Your Co-WorkersTop 10 Drinking Symptoms Top 10 Things to do at the Mall 10.

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At the bottom of an escalator, scream "MY SHOELACES! AAAGH! " 9. Back 2 top Top 10 Reasons OJ is the Unluckiest Man Alive 10. Top 10 Unusual Things Done During an Interview 10. Top 10 Ways toFreak-Out Your Co-Workers 10. Top 10Drinking Symptoms SYMPTOM: Drinking fails to give taste and satisfaction, beer is unusually pale and clear. Back to Contents Go to Page 2. . . · Home · Funny Philosophies · Humorous Games · Comical Quotes · · Silly Postcards · Useless Facts · Top 10 Lists · Madlibs · · Funny Boards · Start Pages · Free Email · Postcards · · Site Map · Contact · Awards · Privacy Policy.

Someday I'd like you to be my emergency contact person. Need to get the creative juices flowing? Try a dose of sarcasm. Did you ever watch "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air"?

Need to get the creative juices flowing? Try a dose of sarcasm.

I recently needed a nostalgia fix, so I re-watched the series. And I realized I had a new favorite character: the totally underrated Geoffrey Butler. Sure, he works for the Banks family, but he does not hesitate to talk back. GIFs via "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. " I think a big part of why he gets away with it is because, well, (a) he's hilarious, and (b) he uses sarcasm. Sarcasm gets a bad rap. Oscar Wilde is known for saying that "sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

" Image by Joe1512517/Someecards. Not so fast, Oscar! Fellow sarcasm enthusiasts rejoice because it turns out that sarcasm can be good for you ... GIF via "Real Housewives of New York City. " Funny ecards. 20120928-144807.jpg (JPEG Image, 420 × 294 pixels) _mdjk8goIBY1rvmzlbo1_500.jpg (420×294) Large someecards2. Images (11) Images (9) Images (6) Images (7) Images (4) Funny ecards 9. 35 Funny Workplace Ecards for Staying Positive. As you might have heard before, laughter is the best medicine.

35 Funny Workplace Ecards for Staying Positive

From my personal research, I’ve learned that laughter provides numerous physical and mental benefits. Laughing on a daily basis will enable you to relieve the built up stress accumulated throughout the day. What else can laughter do? Reduces certain stress hormones such as cortisol and adrenaline.Increases the response of tumor- and disease-killing cells such as Gamma-interferon and T-cells.Defends against respiratory infections–even reducing the frequency of colds–by immunoglobulon in saliva.Increases memory and learning; in a study at Johns Hopkins University Medical School, humor during instruction led to increased test scores.Improves alertness, creativity, and memory.Lowers blood pressure.Increases vascular blood flow and oxygenation of the blood.Gives a workout to the diaphragm and abdominal, respiratory, facial, leg, and back muscles.