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Programming Him: "I can download games like Quake and play them during lunch, you know."Me: "We're only allowed 10 megs in our accounts, and the system administrators would notice you downloading a large file."Him: "Nah, I could hack it so he couldn't."Me: "Ah, so you are into hacking. By the way do you know any programming languages?"Him: "Yeah, of course." I almost cried laughing. One day I was in a public park, reading "C++ For Dummies" when someone came up and asked me what I was reading. Teacher: "You can't do spaces in HTML. My Friend: "Yesterday, I reprogrammed my computer." I was the night-time operator for a university in the northern part of the state. One evening a student was in the pickup area, looking at her listing, and crying. At that point she let out a great wail and sob. "Huh?" It turned out the the instructor told the class what all instructors tell their classes for the first computer program they ever write. I once worked for the IT department of a small manufacturing company.

Just for Fun! 25 Pictures of The Most Comfortably Uncomfortable First World Problems In Africa, they don’t have bread to eat. BUT WHY DOES THAT HAVE TO MEAN THAT THE CHEESE IN MY BURGER IS ESCAPING THE BUNS’ OUTLINE? Have something to say about this post? Don't be shy! You're next How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A fish: The most highbrow jokes in the world - Science - News Scientists are not generally recognised for their sense of humour, but those disparagingly referred to as “geeks” by the more intellectually challenged of us have responded in their thousands to a question posed on the Reddit website: “What’s the most intellectual joke you know?” The huge number of gags – and yes, many of them are funny – cover all disciplines from physics to philosophy. They range from the accessible, such as: “A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says: ‘Five beers, please’,” to those that require a working knowledge of Heisenberg’s uncertainty principle to understand. For all their highbrow intellectualism, however, the jokes follow traditional forms. There are also plenty of jokes of the Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman format, where the usual protagonists are replaced by physicists, engineers and economists. It is rather unfair to assume that there is anything improbable about science overlapping with humour. Too clever by half: 25 highbrow jokes 1.

Jack Harries A Film For Ella 3,016,153 views 1 week ago So then a new video. I’ll start by saying that posting this video is probably the hardest decision i’ve ever made in terms of sharing content publicly. Parts of my life are very public whilst others remain private. My good friend Casey Neistat also made a trip to see his girlfriend back in 2012. Music by: Tom Rosenthal - Going To Be WonderfulCarla Bruni - Quelquun Ma DitEvelyn Glennie - Raindrops At My Window Follow JacksGap. Muppets + Muppets = Angry Birds Women pass judgement on someone within 20 seconds of meeting them By Daily Mail Reporter Updated: 03:13 GMT, 28 May 2011 Never mind the hours spent choosing new clothes, applying make-up and getting your hair just right: if you care what other women think, the priority should be squeezing in your waistline. That is the first thing your rivals will be looking at when they size you up, research revealed yesterday. For the study, 2,000 women aged between 18 and 45 were questioned about how they formed first impressions. Does my bum look big in this? The majority admit to reaching an opinion on another woman in a matter of seconds purely by judging their appearance. Eight in ten admitted they judged other women when they met them for the first time, although one in six claimed they didn’t mean to. While 54 per cent said they first looked at the size of a woman’s waist, 45 per cent said they checked whether they wore too much make-up. Four in ten analyse their fashion sense, and the same number look at their hair or beaming smile.

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