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Over 70,000 Demotivational Posters! Welcome to Motifake.com. We eat demotivators for breakfast. These 32 Sassy Cards Express Exactly What You're Feeling. When I think of hell, I just think of busy holidays when you have to look endlessly for the "perfect" greeting card.

These 32 Sassy Cards Express Exactly What You're Feeling.

No one likes buying cards. No one. If anyone tells you they do, they're lying. These cards - on the other hand - strike that perfect balance of sassy and sarcastic, which instantly makes them the 32 most perfect greeting cards ever created. 1.) 2.) 3.) 4.) 5.) Online accounting degree programs: Loaded Baked Potato & Chicken Casserole. Rants, Raves, and Rhetoric v4 · Quotes to Make You Think. Also make great signature files!

Rants, Raves, and Rhetoric v4 · Quotes to Make You Think

Additional collected quotes are under the blog’s quotes category. Drop a comment to suggest something. Organized alphabetically by first major word. Anonymous/Unknown Author Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties. According to my calculations the problem doesn’t exist. Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and has started growing in the middle.

Advice is free: The right answer will cost plenty. After all is said and done, more is said than done. All the darkness in the world cannot extinguish the flame of a single candle. Almost anything is easier to get into than out of. Always remember that you’re unique. Always try to be modest. Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. Be nice to your kids. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.

60 People Share The Shortest, Funniest Joke They Know. Internet Memes Timeline. Trololololololololololo man Feb 28, 2010 6:00 PM Added to Youtube in November of 2009 the Video "Я очень рад, ведь я, наконец, возвращаюсь домой" had only few views until it was posted into several music blogs in march of 2010.

Internet Memes Timeline

In a week more than 1 million people watched the Trololololololololololo man sing his song. The title translates into 'I am very glad, because I’m finally back home'. The Singer is called Eduard Anatolyevich Khil born in 1934 who performed this song at a TV-Show in 1976. Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea?

Nov 11, 2009 9:00 AM "Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea? " George W Bush shoes attack in Bagdad Dec 14, 2008 An Iraqi journalist hurled his shoes at Mr. Jizz in my pants Dec 7, 2008 Sickie Woo - Busted with the help of Facebook Oct 21, 2008 Chairman cracks under pressure SABC 2 Live with Chairperson of the finance portfolio committee - Nhlanhla Nene. Internet Memes Timeline. Rockford Files Answering Machine Messages (complete season 1) First Encounters page 80 - Table Titans. NameNewt Readerman ClassNetromancer RaceHuman Level1 Mobile users, scroll the comic to read it!

First Encounters page 80 - Table Titans

nUpdated Tuesdays & Thursdaysn HTales from the Table Re-Roll He's using loaded dice. After nearly being mauled to death by a bunch of Kobolds lead by an especially nasty one we dubbed "Star Fox", our party found a hidden cavern with a magical pool of water and a mysterious locked treasure chest. Our one-handed Eladrin Sorcerer, Lavits, wanted to talk to it but was having no luck in raising the sleeping beast. …Read more Submit your own Tales from the Table! The life of a Japanese grandmother and her cat. Japanese photographer Miyoko Ihara has been documenting the life of her grandmother, Misao, for 13 years now.

The life of a Japanese grandmother and her cat

She started photographing the series as a means of celebrating and capturing the life of a woman who inspired her. 8 years ago Misao took in a stray cat with different coloured eyes and called him Fukumaru. Friendship between the two blossomed and they are now inseparable, sharing their daily life. ”Partly because they are both hard of hearing, my grandmother and Fukumaru are always looking into each other’s eyes. They’re really close,” said Ihara. The beautiful images have since been published in a book which is available here. Via. You Had One Job! Disturbing footage of a cat getting run over by a car. Why the mantis shrimp is my new favorite animal.