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Dear school system, Please consider adding a mandatory class in basic logical argumentation. A lot of people apparently need lessons on things like burden of proof. Sincerely, Tired of "here's my stance, now prove me wrong" Dear Mom, So, because you can't complain about my straight-A grades, my use (or lack thereof) of drugs/alcohol, or my future plans of going to college on a scholarship, you decide to complain about how much time I'm spending at church..?

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