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Dear school system, Please consider adding a mandatory class in basic logical argumentation. A lot of people apparently need lessons on things like burden of proof. Sincerely, Tired of "here's my stance, now prove me wrong" Dear Mom, So, because you can't complain about my straight-A grades, my use (or lack thereof) of drugs/alcohol, or my future plans of going to college on a scholarship, you decide to complain about how much time I'm spending at church..?

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This Study Tells You When It's Safe To Let One Rip In Front Of The One You Love When you're first dating someone, you want them to think you're a perfect sex vessel, filled with orgasms and fairy dust instead of mushy organs and a poop factory. It's an illusion that can't be maintained for long, though some people try. Eventually, you're gonna cut one. Maybe it'll sneak up on you, maybe you'll be surprised, maybe you'll make a deliberate angry farting choice, but trust me, it's coming. Mic did a survey of 125 people in their 20s and 30s and asked them a few questions about when they usually let loose vs. when they're okay with their significant other stinking up the joint. Maybe after you turn forty you stop caring as much?

How to Stay Awake in Boring Meetings This just popped up in my inbox... ___ Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and seminars? 50 Photos Of Basset Hounds Running You know the drill: E-mail this to your Mom so that she can spam her co-workers with the link Our “Basset Hounds Running On The Beach” post was such a success that we had a crazy thought. There are probably hundreds of dozens of photos capturing the brilliance of basset hounds running. So we present 50 Photos Of Basset Hounds Running Joker's next move will shock Bat-fans "Batman" #17, due out Wednesday, February 13, wraps up "Death of the Family," a months-long story arc in all of the "Batman"-related comic books, in which The Joker has gone after Batman by threatening and capturing his friends and allies, members of his Bat-"family." Writer Scott Snyder unleashes a climactic bombshell, a final confrontation between The Joker and the Dark Knight. (DC Comics is owned by Time Warner, which owns CNN.) The title of the story echoes 1988's "A Death in the Family," which told the story of The Joker's brutal murder of the second Robin, Jason Todd.

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