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23 Food Things Only Chinese-American Kids Would Understand The Chinese culture in the United States has a very unique food scene, and if you're a kid who has grown up in a Chinese household, you know that things were kind of different for you growing up. Most families incorporate American traditions with longstanding Chinese ones to create a very interesting hybrid of customs. However, there are some strong Chinese traditions that withstand. 1. Specifically baos (steamed buns with meat or vegetable filling) packed with char siu (Chinese roasted barbecue pork). 2. In fact, you could probably eat a whole carton if nobody stops you... 3. You may know them as "dan tats." 4. The fun doesn't stop at this Chinese lunch until your family has grabbed every steamer basket full of every kind of dumplings ever. 5. And don't forget: You always pour it for everyone else at the table before you pour it for yourself. 6. From the moment you are able to talk, you should also know how to use chopsticks perfectly. 7. 8. 10. It's BYOB at these restaurants. 10. 11. 12.
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World's funniest joke The "world's funniest joke" is a term used by Richard Wiseman of the University of Hertfordshire in 2002 to summarize one of the results of his research. For his experiment, named LaughLab, he created a website where people could rate and submit jokes.[1] Purposes of the research included discovering the joke that had the widest appeal and understanding among different cultures, demographics and countries.[citation needed] The History Channel eventually hosted a special on the subject.[citation needed] The jokes The winning joke, which was later found to be based on a 1951 Goon Show sketch by Spike Milligan,[2] was submitted by Gurpal Gosal of Manchester: Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. References
Hilarious anonymous notes left on neighbours' doors By Daily Mail Reporter Updated: 07:53 GMT, 14 February 2012 It is the unfortunate reality of tightly-packed apartment blocks and high rises: the annoying neighbour. But now disgruntled residents are fighting back - in the most passive-aggressive way imaginable. Hilarious anonymous notes complaining about neighbours' thieving ways, defecating dogs, discarded cigarettes or loud music have been uploaded to the website HappyPlace.com. What a chore: A note uploaded to HappyPlace.com shows the realities of sharing communal spaces Paws for thought: Other residents take a more humorous approach to humiliating their neighbours They show the range of worries inflicted on neighbours living in close quarters across the country's apartment complexes and snugly-packed homes. But, more interestingly, they also highlight the different approach residents take to humiliating their irritating neighbours. Some keep it to a short and sweet blow. He signs it: 'Thank you, A Big Black Dude. High there!
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