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Twilight in a nutshell Conduire – Pour les nuls Conduire – Pour les nuls Adopter une conduite souple, surtout en ville, c'est essentiel. Voici un petit cours pour apprendre à conduire en étant respectueux du code de la route et de son prochain. Merci à 1A_Design Vous avez aimé cet article ? You're next Muppets + Muppets = Angry Birds Women pass judgement on someone within 20 seconds of meeting them By Daily Mail Reporter Updated: 03:13 GMT, 28 May 2011 Never mind the hours spent choosing new clothes, applying make-up and getting your hair just right: if you care what other women think, the priority should be squeezing in your waistline. That is the first thing your rivals will be looking at when they size you up, research revealed yesterday. For the study, 2,000 women aged between 18 and 45 were questioned about how they formed first impressions. Does my bum look big in this? The majority admit to reaching an opinion on another woman in a matter of seconds purely by judging their appearance. Eight in ten admitted they judged other women when they met them for the first time, although one in six claimed they didn’t mean to. While 54 per cent said they first looked at the size of a woman’s waist, 45 per cent said they checked whether they wore too much make-up. Four in ten analyse their fashion sense, and the same number look at their hair or beaming smile.

Oh, That's Why Cars In Horror Movies Never Start The First Time LAUNCELOT: We were in the nick of time, you were in great peril. GALAHAD: I don't think I was. LAUNCELOT: Yes you were, you were in terrible peril. GALAHAD: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril. LAUNCELOT: No, it's too perilous. GALAHAD: Look, I'm a knight, I'm supposed to get as much peril as I can. LAUNCELOT: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. GALAHAD: Well, let me have just a little bit of peril? LAUNCELOT: No, it's unhealthy. GALAHAD: Bet you're gay! LAUNCELOT: No, I'm not. SExpand I believe the answer to that sir, is that the vehicle show is a robot from space, not a car. Also, because Megan Fox. this is an example of the other device in some cool cars the PGT-LD (Possibility of Getting Tail -Laid Device ) it kicks in when you ( a guy) might get tail or laid is near and its turning on will help and not hurt said possibility You need the rear view camera.... lol

20 of your favourite euphemisms A Magazine feature about some well-known euphemisms got readers thinking about some of their favourites. Here is a selection. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. The 10 most scandalous euphemisms Congressman Mark Sanford has returned to frontline politics after ensuring "hiking the Appalachian Trail" became a euphemism for infidelity. What other scandals have enriched the lexicon? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 'Walkie-Talkie' skyscraper melts Jaguar car parts 2 September 2013Last updated at 10:49 ET The BBC's Andrew Verity surveys the damage caused by the skyscraper A new London skyscraper dubbed the "Walkie-Talkie" has been blamed for reflecting light which melted parts of a car parked on a nearby street. Martin Lindsay parked his Jaguar on Eastcheap, in the City of London, on Thursday afternoon. When he returned about two hours later, he found parts of his car - including the wing mirror and badge - had melted. Mr Lindsay said he "could not believe" the damage. The 37-storey skyscraper at 20 Fenchurch Street, which has been nicknamed the "Walkie-Talkie" because of its shape, is currently under construction. 20 Fenchurch Street which has been nicknamed the "Walkie-Talkie" 'Dangerous' Mr Lindsay, director of tiling company Moderna Contracts Ltd, said: "I was walking down the road and saw a photographer taking photos and asked, 'what's happening?' "The photographer asked me 'have you seen that car? "I said: 'I am the owner. "It could be dangerous.