The Banned From Walmart Letter I got this awhile ago and really enjoyed it, so enjoy! This is why women should not take men shopping against their will. After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Walmart. JCBDataViewer - a TEM image of a 5 dpf zebrafish embryo sagittal section You can use the "Rendering Details" dialog box to change the settings for viewing this image. To change the color displayed for a channel, click on the color box at the right, which opens the "Choose Color" dialog box. You can choose the color using the interactive features at the top. Hex color codes can be input in the text box. Preset colors can be selected at the bottom. The little boy and the priest The little boy, who had just started to read his book, brushed his hand away and replied to the total stranger, “What would you want to talk about?” ” Oh, I don’t know,” said the priest “How about God, Heaven and how you will burn in Hell if you sin? “OK,” he said. “Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps.
Still life: Bent objects » Article » OWNI.eu, Digital Journalism UPDATE: The Return of Bent Objects Wires transform these objects from inanimate to hilarious works of art. Little polish girl The 15 Funniest Cat GIFS From their devious plots against their human owners to their downright everyday goofy nature, cats are without a doubt one of the funniest creatures in the animal kingdom. To celebrate the funniness of felines, we present the 15 funniest cat GIFs of all time: Funniest Cat GIFs Ever: WOAH! The Cat Domino Effect The Funniest Cat GIFs Ever: Kung Fu Cat UCB Parents Jokes &Quotes: 8 rules for dating my daughter This page is brought to you by UC Berkeley Parents Network Back to the Jokes & Quotes Collection 8 rules for dating my daughter Copyright 1999 W. Bruce Cameron ==> Please do NOT remove the copyright from this essay! <== When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend's father, who I believe suspected me of wanting to place my hands on his daughter's chest. He would open the door and immediately affect a good-naturedly murderous expression, holding out a hand that, when gripped, felt like it could squeeze carbon into diamonds.
Why Nikola Tesla was the greatest geek who ever lived Additional notes from the author: If you want to learn more about Tesla, I highly recommend reading Tesla: Man Out of Time Also, this Badass of the week by Ben Thompson is what originally inspired me to write a comic about Tesla. Ben's also got a book out which is packed full of awesome. There's an old movie from the 80s on Netflix Instant Queue right now about Tesla: The Secret of Nikola Tesla.
Shakespeare Insult Kit Shakespeare Insult Kit Since 1996, the origin of this kit was listed as anonymous. It came to me on a piece of paper in the 90's with no attribution, and I thought it would make a cool web page. Though I searched for the origin, I could never find it. In 2014, Lara M informed found the originating author. Old School Heavy Metal Fans Got a neck brace from decades of headbanging? Are those long black locks now wispy grey with a bald patch? Can't see your belt buckle due to your over-hanging beer gut? Problem With Procrastination? Try Doing Nothing Just about anyone who has ever put off a troublesome task is familiar with one of my Secrets of Adulthood: Working is one of the most dangerous forms of procrastination. When there’s some chore you just don’t want to tackle, every other chore seems alluring. As a friend told me, “My apartment is never cleaner than when I have a writing assignment due.” In Roy Baumeister and John Tierney’s fascinating book, Willpower: Rediscovering the Greatest Human Strength, they suggest the “Nothing Alternative” to this problem.
10 movie poster cliches (with plenty of examples) If you’ve ever felt like movie posters are all the same, you now have proof that your hunch is right, thanks to these compilations by Christophe Courtois… (You can click on the images to enlarge them.) 1. Big heads in the sky over tiny people on a beach 2. From the back (often with weaponry)