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Programming Quotes. There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. — C.A.R.

Programming Quotes

Hoare, The 1980 ACM Turing Award Lecture The computing scientist’s main challenge is not to get confused by the complexities of his own making. — E. W. The cheapest, fastest, and most reliable components are those that aren’t there. — Gordon Bell One of my most productive days was throwing away 1000 lines of code. — Ken Thompson When in doubt, use brute force. Deleted code is debugged code. — Jeff Sickel Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. . — Brian W. The most effective debugging tool is still careful thought, coupled with judiciously placed print statements. — Brian W.

Controlling complexity is the essence of computer programming. — Brian Kernighan — David Gelernter — Doug Gwyn — John Carmack. 101 More Great Computer Quotes. FOR THOSE WHO TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY. The Chicken Hammer Blog. Steven Wright quotes. Computer Stupidities. Blackadder - Quote Generator. Things I Won't Work With: Dioxygen Difluoride. The heater was warmed to approximately 700C.

Things I Won't Work With: Dioxygen Difluoride

The heater block glowed a dull red color, observable with room lights turned off. The ballast tank was filled to 300 torr with oxygen, and fluorine was added until the total pressure was 901 torr. . . And yes, what happens next is just what you think happens: you run a mixture of oxygen and fluorine through a 700-degree-heating block. "Oh, no you don't," is the common reaction of most chemists to that proposal, ". . .not unless I'm at least a mile away, two miles if I'm downwind. " This, folks, is the bracingly direct route to preparing dioxygen difluoride, often referred to in the literature by its evocative formula of FOOF. Well, "often" is sort of a relative term. And a hard core it is!

FOOF is only stable at low temperatures; you'll never get close to RT with the stuff without it tearing itself to pieces. Even Streng had to give up on some of the planned experiments, though (bonus dormitat Strengus?). WHY IS A FIRE ENGINE RED? Free Ecards, Funny Ecards, Greeting Cards, Birthday Ecards, Birthday Cards, Valentine's Day Ecards, Flirting Ecards, Dating Ecards, Friendship Ecards, Wedding Ecards, Anniversary Ecards and more at someecards.com.

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Quotes provide helpful references and inspirational examples for business and life. These quotes below here are mainly funny as well as inspirational and motivational. Now moved to its own page, see the more serious collection of inspirational and motivational quotes for leadership, training, personal visualization, etc.

Below remain some other famous quotes, funny maxims and sayings, also love quotes for writing and speeches, fun and amusement. Here are training cliches, maxims and sayings. Many of the quotations here are good training aids. Some quotes are deep and meaningful; others deeply amusing, like the alleged quotes from letters to the council. Fully Sick: Amazingly Simple Home Remedies. 1. If you're choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself. 2.

Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop. Sarcastic Sayings. 1.

Sarcastic Sayings

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes. 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire. Paraprosdokians - 37 Examples. Murphy.