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New-Age Bullshit Generator

New-Age Bullshit Generator
Just click and the truth will manifest Click the Reionize electrons button at the top of the page to generate a full page of New Age poppycock. The inspiration for this idea came from watching philosophy debates involving Deepak Chopra. I wrote a blog post about it if you're interested. After sitting through hours of New Age rhetoric, I decided to have a crack at writing code to generate it automatically and speed things up a bit. I cobbled together a list of New Age buzzwords and cliché sentence patterns and this is the result. You’ll get some profound-sounding nonsense here, too. So, what is this for? (If you haven’t seen it, check out wisdomofchopra.com — unfortunately they beat me to it!

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