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Homer Simpson Quotes

Homer Simpson Quotes
D'oh! I hate Traffic. The band AND the phenomenon! Oh, why do my actions have consequences? I love going to aquatic parks. Thank goodness it's TGIF! Marge, I thought this was an inocuous lunch, but it's become terribly ocuous! When will I learn? Bingo! Ah, alcohol. What's the point of going out? Lisa, vampires are make believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos. Save me, Jeebus! Facts are meaningless - you could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! I'm not impressed easily. Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back, unless your tears smell like dog food. I don't hate your mother, I just won't be sad when she dies. How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Who are you? Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You/re making a scene'. I'm a 'Spalding Gray' in a 'Rick Dees' world. Donuts...is there anything they can't do? Trying is the first step toward failure. Because they're stupid, that's why. That's it! Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. English? Related:  Humour

The Flip Ship The FLIP Research Vessel (FLoating Instrument Platform) is the only ship in the world with the ability to flip from a horizontal to vertical position while at sea (at least on purpose). Built to study wave height, acoustical signals, water temperature, and density, the ship is 108 meters long and weighs 700 tons. Although it looks like a normal ship while is it en route to a location, upon arriving the front of the ship is flooded with water causing the back end to go horizontal. The procedure takes about 30 minutes, during which the crew must literally walk up the wall to remain standing. The ship contains a galley, crew quarters, and even bathrooms that work in both positions. Even in the stormiest seas, the Flip Ship is stable due to the majority of its mass being under the troubled water.

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Gullible.info ELEPHANT JOKES Comment or Share Your Own Joke! Email this page to a friend Home | Parents | Links | Games | Send us a JokeAnimal Jokes | Boy/Girl Jokes | Doctor, Doctor | Holiday Jokes Internet Jokes | Knock Knock Jokes | Monster Tales | RiddlesScary Jokes | School Jokes | Silly Jokes | Sports Jokes |Even More Jokes ! Haiku Writer by TriviaPark.com (17-syllable chunks of exquisite beauty from a bottomless well of bits.) From 36 Views of Mt. Fuji by Katsushika Hokusai (1760-1849)Thanks to Adachi-Hanga Pine hard and wilful,Lingering by the egret;Weary, wild egret. Live, walk.

My World and Welcome... Funny Pages: Handy Latin Phrases Non calor sed umor est qui nobis incommodat. It's not the heat, it's the humidity. Di! Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre? Lex clavatoris designati rescindenda est. Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare. Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris. Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari? (At a barbeque) Animadvertistine, ubicumque stes, fumum recta in faciem ferri? Sona si Latine loqueris. Si Hoc Legere Scis Nimium Eruditionis Habes If you can read this you're over-educated Vidi Vici Veni I saw, I conquered, I came Vacca foeda Stupid cow Mihi ignosce. Raptus regaliter Royally screwed Si hoc signum legere potes, operis boni in rebus Latinus alacribus et fructuosis potiri potes! Gramen artificiosum odi. Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione. Noli me vocare, ego te vocabo. Nullo metro compositum est. Non curo. Fac ut gaudeam. Visne saltare? Re vera, potas bene. Utinam coniurati te in foro interficiant! O!

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Japan Beach... Here's another nice piece of engineering and construction.This time the locale is JAPAN. Here's the exterior shot of the building. Note the surrounding area . . ..mountains, sea shore, golf course, residential area. What do you think is inside this building? It's the O C E A N D O M E The roof is retractable The SURF'S UP . . .rain or shine! When the roof is closed, you still get blue sky and puffy white clouds .. . . Imagine a beach where the sky is always blue, it's never too hot or cold, the water isn't filled with salt and pollution, and the surf is always perfect - welcome to Ocean Dome, the world's only indoor beach. Ocean Dome has its own flame-spitting volcano, crushed white marble "sand", and it also boasts the world's largest retractable roof, providing a permanently blue sky. Every hour, the volcano erupts and the hi-tech wave machines start up, starting a few minutes of sanitized surfing.

Coolsig - Find Great Email Signatures One Liners > Robert Schmidt 09 Horses just naturally have Mohawk haircuts. Every day, the hummingbird eats its own weight in food. You may wonder how it weighs the food. It doesn't. I bought a portable cable TV. Trees that grow in smoggy cities are needed to make carbon paper. I liked "Slaughterhouse 5", but I can't find the first four anywhere. A man committed suicide by overdosing on decongestant tablets. I took a physics course that was so hard I couldn't find the classroom. Despite decades of market research, markets proliferate and there's no cure in sight. I washed my edible underwear and now they're gone. Visit the previous joke about this topic!

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