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Homer Simpson Quotes

Homer Simpson Quotes
D'oh! I hate Traffic. The band AND the phenomenon! Oh, why do my actions have consequences? I love going to aquatic parks. Thank goodness it's TGIF! Marge, I thought this was an inocuous lunch, but it's become terribly ocuous! When will I learn? Bingo! Ah, alcohol. What's the point of going out? Lisa, vampires are make believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos. Save me, Jeebus! Facts are meaningless - you could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! I'm not impressed easily. Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back, unless your tears smell like dog food. I don't hate your mother, I just won't be sad when she dies. How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Who are you? Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You/re making a scene'. I'm a 'Spalding Gray' in a 'Rick Dees' world. Donuts...is there anything they can't do? Trying is the first step toward failure. Because they're stupid, that's why. That's it! Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. English?

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the childhood beliefs site - I Used To Believe - StumbleUpon Peg Delivered Upload Home Funny Pictures YouTube Funny Videos Funny GIFs Text/Links Channels Search ← hide menu Peg Delivered Flag By: Moushi (More by author: Most viewed, Newest, Most Thumbs) Holy crap guys! Comments(420): Leave a comment Refresh Comments [ 420 comments ] Show: Top Rated Controversial Best Lowest Rated Newest Per page: Order: Show All Replies Show Shortcuts #168 - shadowrated (01/25/2012) [-] #224 - TheAssassin (01/25/2012) [-] A sign pointing to him that says "Saw the movie, never read the book" You know it'd be funny. #253 to #224 - themisstophat (01/25/2012) [-] This would be brilliant! #246 - anonymous (01/25/2012) [-] >Read funny >Laughed at stupid religion man. #252 to #246 - anonymous (01/25/2012) [-] I guess you could say... #249 to #246 - Moushi (01/25/2012) [-] Lol that must have been a while ago ^^ The pinkies are in the 680's now #234 - rel (01/25/2012) [-] Meth: NOT EVEN ONCE -----------> #214 - stopwatchingme (01/25/2012) [-] After him telling you you're going to hell.

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