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The Flip ShipThe FLIP Research Vessel (FLoating Instrument Platform) is the only ship in the world with the ability to flip from a horizontal to vertical position while at sea (at least on purpose). Built to study wave height, acoustical signals, water temperature, and density, the ship is 108 meters long and weighs 700 tons. Although it looks like a normal ship while is it en route to a location, upon arriving the front of the ship is flooded with water causing the back end to go horizontal. The procedure takes about 30 minutes, during which the crew must literally walk up the wall to remain standing. The ship contains a galley, crew quarters, and even bathrooms that work in both positions. Even in the stormiest seas, the Flip Ship is stable due to the majority of its mass being under the troubled water.
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Japan Beach...Here's another nice piece of engineering and construction.This time the locale is JAPAN. Here's the exterior shot of the building. Note the surrounding area . . ..mountains, sea shore, golf course, residential area. What do you think is inside this building? It's the O C E A N D O M E The roof is retractable The SURF'S UP . . .rain or shine! When the roof is closed, you still get blue sky and puffy white clouds .. . . Imagine a beach where the sky is always blue, it's never too hot or cold, the water isn't filled with salt and pollution, and the surf is always perfect - welcome to Ocean Dome, the world's only indoor beach. Ocean Dome has its own flame-spitting volcano, crushed white marble "sand", and it also boasts the world's largest retractable roof, providing a permanently blue sky. Every hour, the volcano erupts and the hi-tech wave machines start up, starting a few minutes of sanitized surfing.
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