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364 Quotes in 2011 - StumbleUpon

364 Quotes in 2011 - StumbleUpon
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Just Little Things Movie Quotes - - Quotes and Lyrics ... - StumbleUpon Anchorman Ron Burgundy: 1001, 1002, 1003. Ohh, it's a deep burn! It's so deep! Oh, I can barely lift my right arm because I did so many. I don't know if you heard me counting, but I did over a thousand. Ron Burgundy: I'm gonna throw this out there; if you like it, take it, if you don't, send it right back. Ron Burgundy: You stay classy, San Diego. Brian Fantana: Don't get me wrong, I love the ladies. Ed Harken: [on the phone] Well, really, I don't know where he would get his hands on German pornography... but really, as adults, its not like we haven't seen our share of pornography in... Brick Tamland: I love... carpet. Ed Harken: [on the phone with his son] Put the gun down, and let the marching band go! Ron Burgundy: [looking at his reflection in the mirror] Mmmmm... Ron Burgundy: I don't know how to tell you this but I'm kind of a big deal. Bartender: You know, times they are a changing. Veronica Corningstone: For Channel 4 News, I'm Veronica Corningstone. Brick Tamland: Cough.

One Liners > Robert Schmidt 09 Horses just naturally have Mohawk haircuts. Every day, the hummingbird eats its own weight in food. You may wonder how it weighs the food. It doesn't. It just eats another hummingbird. I bought a portable cable TV. Trees that grow in smoggy cities are needed to make carbon paper. I liked "Slaughterhouse 5", but I can't find the first four anywhere. A man committed suicide by overdosing on decongestant tablets. I took a physics course that was so hard I couldn't find the classroom. Despite decades of market research, markets proliferate and there's no cure in sight. I washed my edible underwear and now they're gone. Visit the previous joke about this topic!

Bodhisattva Quotes Bodhisattva Quotes "At night I dream that you and I are two plants that grew together, roots entwined and that you know..." follow me → Newer Older <div id="about_container" style="display:block;border-top: 1px #000000 dashed;"><a name="me"></a><p class="avatar"><img alt="Bodhisattva Quotes"src=" /></p><p><script type="text/javascript"> var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? Field Notes Theme.

Paul's Humor Homepage I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts! Be Warned, Weird Sense Of Humor Follows! Yes, I admit it... Did You Know? Absurdity is contrasted with seriousness in reasoning. Thus, the role of absurdists is to draw attention to the ridiculous in either 'expert-logic' or 'common-sense'. I'm not into the nasty but I do like amusement, badinage, banter, buffoonery, clowning, comicality, comicalness, drollery, facetiousness, farce, flippancy, fun, funniness, gag, gaiety, happiness, high spirits, jest, jesting, jocoseness, jocularity, joke, joking, joyfulness, kidding, levity, lightness, playfulness, pleasantry, raillery, salt, tomfoolery, whimsy, wisecrack, wit, witticism, and wittiness. Come enjoy?!? Examples... Friendly Advice......... Please, take care of yourself. That means that 77% are caused by assholes who just drink coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, yogurts, and crap like that. This message is sent by someone who worries about your well being. Funny yes! Yep! Ew!

Coolsig - Find Great Email Signatures 40 Belief-Shaking Remarks From a Ruthless Nonconformist If there’s one thing Friedrich Nietzsche did well, it’s obliterate feel-good beliefs people have about themselves. He has been criticized for being a misanthrope, a subvert, a cynic and a pessimist, but I think these assessments are off the mark. I believe he only wanted human beings to be more honest with themselves. He did have a remarkable gift for aphorism — he once declared, “It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book.” Even today his words remain controversial. Here are 40 unsympathetic statements from the man himself. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. More of Nietzsche’s genius here. Have a lot on your mind? Everyday mindfulness has transformed my life, and the lives of many others.

Cute Little Spiders Cute Little Jumping Spiders Posted on 05 July 2009 Jumping spiders comprise the famliy Salticidae, the largest and most diverse of spider families (ah, a melting pot), with between 4,000 and 5,000 species described. I love these little creatures. I find them all over my house. They aren’t leggy enough to trigger my arachnophobia, their turret heads remind me of tanks (always an endearing image), and those eyes look alien and intelligent. Salticids are small (most are less than one inch long), and they can jump 10 – 40 times their body length to pounce on prey or to avoid becoming prey.

Do not stand at my grave and weep Do Not Stand at My Grave and Weep is a poem written in 1932 by Mary Elizabeth Frye. Although the origin of the poem was disputed until later in her life, Mary Frye's authorship was confirmed in 1998 after research by Abigail Van Buren, a newspaper columnist.[1] Full text[edit] Do not stand at my grave and weep, I am not there; I do not sleep. I am a thousand winds that blow, I am the diamond glints on the snow, I am the sunlight on ripened grain, I am the gentle autumn rain. When you awaken in the morning’s hush I am the swift uplifting rush Of quiet birds in circled flight. I am the soft stars that shine at night. Do not stand at my grave and cry, I am not there; I did not die. Origins[edit] Mary Frye, who was living in Baltimore at the time, wrote the poem in 1932. Mary Frye circulated the poem privately, never publishing or copyrighting it. The poem was introduced to many in Britain when it was read by the father of a soldier killed by a bomb in Northern Ireland. BBC poll[edit] ... Rocky J.

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