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Automatic Flatterer

Automatic Flatterer

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One Liners > Robert Schmidt 09 Horses just naturally have Mohawk haircuts. Every day, the hummingbird eats its own weight in food. You may wonder how it weighs the food. It doesn't. It just eats another hummingbird. 10 Yoga Poses to Fight Depression and Anxiety The mind, body and spirit are all connected and when a person suffers from mild depression or anxiety, the body is out of balance. Yoga is a series of stretches that helps bring balance to the body; not just focusing on the body’s health, but also on the mind and spirit. Always consult a physician or counsellor if you are having ongoing feelings of depression or anxiety and before trying any new exercise program. 1. Begin with the Lotus position, sitting crossed legged with hands resting on the knees, palms up. The most important thing is to remember to breathe.

Founders Blog - Jitbit: Chinese Magical Hard-Drive Founder's Blog - please Subscribe if you like this post - About Apr 7 2011 A Russian friend of mine has posted this absolutely amazing story. 30+ Hardly Found Actually Funny Illustrations and Few Tutorials Wanted to do something fun today. Had to do a lot of collection in order to find the best illustration that can actually are funny. Trust me there were not many who could actually meet the criteria of being funny.

The 36 Absolute Best Things in the World Email There are somethings in the is world which are just so much better than others. We are talking about those little things in life which really do make life worth living. Here we are looking at The 36 Absolute Best Things in the World. Feel free to share your own greatest things in life with us. 1. Cute Little Spiders Cute Little Jumping Spiders Posted on 05 July 2009 Jumping spiders comprise the famliy Salticidae, the largest and most diverse of spider families (ah, a melting pot), with between 4,000 and 5,000 species described. I love these little creatures. I find them all over my house. They aren’t leggy enough to trigger my arachnophobia, their turret heads remind me of tanks (always an endearing image), and those eyes look alien and intelligent.

How to Find Your Perfect Colors Photo by Sir_Fish If you've ever picked up the latest issue of Vogue, and read about this season's "new black", you know that "it colors" come and go in fashion. For example, last spring the hot shade in fashion was yellow, and this winter, the "it" color is purple. But if you've ever tried to wear one of those colors and found that you just didn't look right, you need to keep reading. Regardless of what the trendy colors are, there are some shades that are always going to look good on you, and some that aren't. No color looks good on everyone, and it's just a fact.

Things People Said: Courtroom Quotations The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity. Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child?"Witness: "I only have one, you know." Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Lots of Jokes - Did You Know? Q. Why do men's clothes have buttons on the right while women's clothes have buttons on the left? A. When buttons were invented, they were very expensive and worn primarily by the rich. Since most people are right-handed, it is easier to push buttons on the right through holes on the left.

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