Top 10 Crazy Facts About Kim Jong Il Facts North Korea’s pint-sized dictator is a master of propaganda and social manipulation, but he also apparently suffers from insecurity, delusion, and severe OCD. Here are 10 “facts” about Kim Jong Il, as reported by the media. The word “facts” is in quotes because the first 5 on the list are examples of propaganda that Kim Jong Il uses to brainwash his citizens into maintaining his almost god-like image. The “Fact”: He had a supernatural birth According to North Korean historical literature, Kim Jong Il was born in a log cabin inside a secret base on Korea’s most sacred mountain, Mt. The “Fact”: He is a fashion trendsetter According to North Korea’s newspaper Rodong Sinmun, Kim Jong Il’s iconic style has become a global phenomenon. The “Fact”: The world loves him According to state-run media, Kimg Jong Il is the most prominent statesman in the present world, and people in countries the whole planet over celebrate his birthday with films and festivals.
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Human World Human World The women of the Tiwi tribe in the South Pacific are married at birth. When Albert Einstein died, his final words died with him. St Patrick, the patron saint of Ireland, was not Irish. The lance ceased to be an official battle weapon in the British Army in 1927. St. Many sailors used to wear gold earrings so that they could afford a proper burial when they died. Some very Orthodox Jew refuse to speak Hebrew, believing it to be a language reserved only for the Prophets. A South African monkey was once awarded a medal and promoted to the rank of corporal during World War I. Born 4 January 1838, General Tom Thumb's growth slowed at the age of 6 months, at 5 years he was signed to the circus by P.T. Because they had no proper rubbish disposal system, the streets of ancient Mesopotamia became literally knee-deep in rubbish. The Toltecs, Seventh-century native Mexicans, went into battle with wooden swords so as not to kill their enemies. Pogonophobia is the fear of beards. John D.
Douglas Adams - Australia He was a great story writer, who could always make the most trivial things, hilarious. As you can see here in Douglas Adams' depiction of Australia Australia is a very confusing place, taking up a large amount of the Bottom half of the planet. It is recognisable from orbit because of many unusual features, including what at first looks like an enormous bite taken out of its southern edge; a wall of sheer cliffs which plunge deep into the girting sea. The first of the confusing things about Australia is the status of the place. The last confusing thing about Australia is the inhabitants. As a result of all this hardship, dirt, thirst, and wombats, you would expect Australians to be a dour lot. Typical Australian sayings: * "G'Day!" Tips to Surviving Australia: * Don't ever put your hand down a hole for any reason whatsoever. Douglas Adams was the writer of Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy.
Bible condemns a lot, so why focus on homosexuality? Editor's Note: Jonathan Dudley is the author of Broken Words: The Abuse of Science and Faith in American Politics. By Jonathan Dudley, Special to CNN Growing up in the evangelical community, I learned the Bible’s stance on homosexuality is clear-cut. God condemns it, I was taught, and those who disagree just haven’t read their Bibles closely enough. Having recently graduated from Yale Divinity School, I can say that my childhood community’s approach to gay rights—though well intentioned—is riddled with self-serving double standards. I don’t doubt that the one New Testament author who wrote on the subject of male-male intercourse thought it a sin. Problem is, Paul’s only other moral argument from nature is the following: “Does not nature itself teach you that if a man wears long hair, it is degrading to him, but if a woman has long hair, it is her glory?” Few Christians would answer that question with a “yes.” How does that sit with “family values” activism today? Indeed it is.
If 'Twilight' Was 10 Times Shorter And 100 Times More Honest On Saturdays, we ask some of our favorite sites on the web to fill in for us. You get to learn about an awesome site you may not have heard of, and we get to watch cartoons in our boxers. Today Rod Hilton, creator of The-Editing-Room.com brings you an abridged version of the screenplay for Twilight, the movie based on Stephanie Meyer's novel. KRISTEN STEWART goes to FORKS, WASHINGTON. Once upon a time, there lived an enchanting girl named Stephanie Meyer, er I mean Kristen Stewart. Hey honey. Thanks Dad, or whatever. KRISTEN goes to school and is INSTANTLY POPULAR AND BELOVED. Oh my God I love your hair you're so pretty will you be my new best friend? Can I take you out sometime since you're so awesome? No way you asshole, I saw her first! I'd rather watch "The Messengers" than date either of you. Ohmigod I'm getting Kristen's rejects, that's so awesome! Wow. Flaws? Suddenly, ROBERT PATTINSON enters. Who's the albino Wolverine? Oh, him? No girl is good enough for him? Hey, where did you go?
Gay Bigfoot & the 7 Weirdest Mythical Creatures in the World Every country has its own Bigfoot. Some are terrifying, some are awesome, and some are just plain ridiculous. We've found the seven creatures that manage to be all three. If these freaks of nature actually exist (and we really hope some of them don't), it proves beyond doubt that the whole world is just one big pile of bat-shit blithering fuckcrazy. Tanzania is the perfect holiday destination for people who enjoy hot weather, beautiful sunsets and being sodomized in their sleep by an ethereal, bat-winged penis ogre. Legend says that the beast known as Popobawa has been menacing the Tanzanian island of Pemba in his own unique style ever since the '70s. Crime has a new enemy. Popobawa has one eye, which is one more than this artist. We know what you're thinking, that this legend got started because some dude's wife expressed curiosity about the odd grunts and slaps she heard when she came home unexpectedly one day. How Do We Kill It? There is no silver bullet for the Popobawa in folklore.
Is there a Santa? (from an engineering standpoint) Disclaimer: I found this on the internet and claim no copyrights on it. Thanks. - Joe Also, read this rebuttal (from an engineering standpoint) As a result of an overwhelming lack of requests, and with research help from that renown scientific journal SPY magazine (January, 1990) - I am pleased to present the annual scientific inquiry into Santa Claus. 1) No known species of reindeer can fly. In conclusion - If Santa ever DID deliver presents on Christmas Eve, he's dead now. See other strange crap Send feedback on this page Go to