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Seussisms - Quotations on every topic, by every author, and in every fashion possible "If I wasn't here, who'd be telling the jokes?" -- Armstrong, CS 246 % "You can't have Netscape crash on you when people's lives are at stake." -- Armstrong, CS 246 % "Then there's a 2001 version that will come out in a few years... they're a little bit behind." -- Bishop, SE 141 % "A lot of you have heard of FM Radio, that's good. I asked my third year course and they just stared at me." -- Bishop, SE 141 % "What does SPAM mean? Specially Prepared Assorted Meats? Basically they just sweep the floor up and put it in a can." -- Cook, ECON 231 % " 'What up wit dat?'

The Quotations Page - Your Source for Famous Quotes mathematical quotes Abstruse Goose "It is an important and popular fact that things are not always as what they seem. For instance, on the planet earth, man has always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much: the wheel, New York, wars. [...] But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than men; for precisely the same reasons "In 1906, it was estimated that one in eight Americans bought a postcard every day." Scott Adams "Mathematics is less related to accounting than it is to philosophy." "What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? "If you don't like your analyst, see your local algebraist!" Bill Amend "logloglog n has been proved to go to infinity, but has never been observed to do so." "You can only be truly accomplished at something you love. "Probable impossibilities are to be preferred to improbable possibilities." "Spending time with math people is a lot of fun. "Z is complicated." Jorge Cham (PHD Comics)

Photo Quoto Every Poet An Idiom a Day Forum . Penfriends . Test . Online English Lessons . Return to this page every day to read a new English idiom. Idiom 28WET BEHIND THE EARSInexperienced / naivePeter is still too wet behind the ears. 100 Inspiring Quotes So many people have said so many things so much better than I will ever be able to. Here are 100 of them. I hope you find at least a few that speak to you. If you want to be happy, be. – Leo Tolstoy The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. – Mark Twain Happiness is excitement that has found a settling down place. But there is always a little corner that keeps flapping around. – E.L. Several of these came from Louise Hay, who is pretty terrific. Tags: lists , quotes