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Famous sayings from Dr. Seuss

"If I wasn't here, who'd be telling the jokes?" -- Armstrong, CS 246 % "You can't have Netscape crash on you when people's lives are at stake." -- Armstrong, CS 246 % "Then there's a 2001 version that will come out in a few years... they're a little bit behind." -- Bishop, SE 141 % "A lot of you have heard of FM Radio, that's good. I asked my third year course and they just stared at me." -- Bishop, SE 141 % "What does SPAM mean? Specially Prepared Assorted Meats? mathematical quotes Abstruse Goose "It is an important and popular fact that things are not always as what they seem. For instance, on the planet earth, man has always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much: the wheel, New York, wars. [...] "In 1906, it was estimated that one in eight Americans bought a postcard every day." Scott Adams "Mathematics is less related to accounting than it is to philosophy." "What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? "If you don't like your analyst, see your local algebraist!" Bill Amend "logloglog n has been proved to go to infinity, but has never been observed to do so." "You can only be truly accomplished at something you love. "Probable impossibilities are to be preferred to improbable possibilities." "It is my experience that proofs involving matrices can be shortened by 50% if one throws the matrices out." "Spending time with math people is a lot of fun. "Z is complicated." "One and one and one is three."