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TOP 100 funniest one-liners, quotes and jokes on the internet! P

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Time wasters: 15 addictive, fun and frustrating Flash games Flash is one of the most common platform to create an internet game. These games can be really fun to do (lot's more fun than plain old bingo) and are great to get some distraction from the regular things. Here a small list with real time wasters: 15 addictive (but fun) Flash games. Don't get to addicted to these games, otherwise you'll get fired when playing at work! Boxhead: The Zombie Wars Jon Bambo is the star of this game and he is alone. Indestruct2Tank Ready for some more Indestructo-Fun? The Last Stand 2 Make your way to Union City to escape the mainland within 40 days and nights while fighting off the hordes from your make shift barricades once again. Portal: The Flash Version Portal: The Flash Version includes over 40 challenging, portals thinking levels, and everything's included, in 2d - energy balls, cubes, turrets and even the famous crusher from the trailer. Bubble Tanks 2 The sequel to our most popular game is finally here! Winterbells Grow Cube Fancy Pants Adventures: World 2

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