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restauranghyfs - Jag älskar gäster, det är ju därför jag jobbar inom restaurang. Jag hjälper er mer än gärna med vad ni nu önskar för konstigheter. Jag tar skiten i köket när ni ger mig kinabeställningar som resulterar i kinabongar. Jag låter er ändra er Movie and TV Screencaps (11.17.10) | Here’s a fresh batch of humorous screencaps from movies and TV! Retrolix Cocktail and Life - En blogg om fest, ungkarls liv och Cocktails/Drinkar! Crystal River - The most beautiful river on earth [Pics] Cano Cristales - Crystal River. River of five colors, as the locals call it, originates in the south of the mountain chain Macarena, Colombia, and flows eastward to its confluence with the Guayabero river. In the Cano Cristales found five colors: yellow, blue, green, black and red. All of them are waste product of many algae and, depending on time of year, color saturation, or weakened or strengthened. Share on Tumblr

Mitch Hedberg Motivational Posters Mitch Hedberg was a genius of a comedian, and like many legends, he was taken from us too soon. A favorite among our favorite comedic favorites, we have decided to compile some of the best quotes and photos of the man who could make anyone laugh, seemingly with out trying. We are pleased to bring you, Mitch Hedberg Motivational Posters:

FUCK THE FUTURE | seen on Afterall, we're a melting pot of immigrants. Literally the foundation our nation has built itself upon. Dysfunctional Family Circus About Dysfunctional Family Circus is a series of image macros based on the syndicated comic strip The Family Circus, a long-running daily cartoon centered around the everyday life of an All-American Christian family. While parodies of the original comic were self-published as early as in the late 1980s, they gained attention online in the mid 1990s through fan-created single topic blogs. Origin The Family Circus Created and written by American cartoonist Bil Keane, The Family Circus debuted on February 28th, 1960. Dysfunctional Family Circus Anonymous artists and fans of The Family Circus have been making parodies of the original comic since as early as in 1989 allegedly distributed through anonymous networks of chain mails, nightclubs or coffee houses in America/Europe. In 1992, Brian Boling was attributed as creating a cut and paste zine compilation of DFC images for his friends. Spread On December 19th, 2007, Driven By Boredom began hosting Dysfunctional Family Circus images. Derivatives

Funny Videos, Funny Images, Funny Shows - A New Place to Laugh - 11 Stupid Legal Warnings" This is going to blow your mind, so steady yourself: A carton of eggs could potentially have eggs in it. Yes. Now you know the shocking truth. It's OK, we'll give you a minute to let it sink in ... The exact wording of this flabbergasting pronouncement on a carton of eggs is: "This product may contain eggs." That's by far not the only wacky warning out there. America's lawsuit-obsessed society has forced product manufacturers to cover their you-know-whats by writing warning labels to protect us from ourselves. Spock Is Not Impressed Spock is not impressed with your wave flagging Boris…. Schrute Facts fourtoe: Woo! So x atheist x!!!I have been barefoot 99% of my life now that I am no longer in school.Also, is it bad to have my plate number on the internet like this? I bought another FSM emblem for my car. iraffiruse: That’s better…frozach submitted It was 2015 folk, all the times were divisible by 5, 1955, 1985 and 2015. Not Schrute Facts related but fuck you. The left (I think the left) is Rick Frothy Anal Juice, also known as Rick Santorum. Again, I stole this from someone more brilliant than I. We also broke 300 followers! Submitted by viking-god. I start school again next week and so most likely in an effort to not do school work, I will update this tumblr. I think I like this one…seriously though kids, you should ALWAYS have a “false” starting the second line. I think this one is stretching a bit. The old Schrute Facts blog guy posted some more Schrute Facts.

Bel-Air (Fresh Prince) About To Bel-Air, when used as a verb, means to copy a story that another Inter user has posted online and switch out the last half of the story with the lyrics to opening theme song of “The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air,” an American sitcom series starring Will Smith as a street-smart teenager from West Philadelphia who lives with his relatives in Bel Air. On 4chan, the lyrics of opening theme song is used as a popular “bait and switch” copypasta. Origin The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air is an American sitcom series starring Will Smith as a fictionalized version of himself, a teenager from West Philadelphia who is sent to move in with relatives in affluent Bel Air area. According to several references including Oh Internet, the Bel-Air copypasta originated on 4chan circa 2004 when someone on /b/ (random) board started telling a serious story but then halfway through, suddenly derailed into the lyrics of the show’s opening theme song. Lyrics Spread Usage Notable Examples Cyanide Bel-Air Sex Bel-Air

Kongregate: Play free games online Winners and Losers from Roller Coasters (62 Pics) Today we present you Roller Coaster picdump.. Moments when people make the most weird faces without knowing how they look.