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restauranghyfs - Jag älskar gäster, det är ju därför jag jobbar inom restaurang. Jag hjälper er mer än gärna med vad ni nu önskar för konstigheter. Jag tar skiten i köket när ni ger mig kinabeställningar som resulterar i kinabongar. Jag låter er ändra er Lose weight the French way Attack phase ... Protein like meat and fish is the focus of the first stage of the Dukan Diet. Source: The Sunday Telegraph HAVE you ever wondered why most French women appear to be effortlessly slim? The answer could lie in their diet. When French nutritionist Dr Pierre Dukan introduced his Dukan Diet there 10 years ago, the book rushed to the top of the French bestseller list and spawned a dieting revolution. Today, more than 1.5 million French women swear by its dramatic and long-lasting results. Politicians, film stars and high-profile models, including Gisele Bündchen and Jennifer Lopez, live the Dukan life, all of them seduced by its promise of permanent slenderness while eating what you like. The basic rules The Dukan Diet starts with a short Attack phase, where you eat nothing but protein – just meat, fish, eggs and non-fat dairy products. This is the kick-start that gives you the initial impetus and sets the tone for the other phases. No more constraints Phase one: attack

Retrolix Cocktail and Life - En blogg om fest, ungkarls liv och Cocktails/Drinkar! [Geeks are Sexy] Technology News - We make technology sexy! - Part 2 You can do a lot with a D20, pencil and paper. Including, it turns out, designing a code that helps bring pictures from space. That was one of the (admittedly unstated) conclusions from a talk by Dr Julia Wolf at the University of Bristol this week to mark Ada Lovelace Day. She describes her work as focusing on “arithmetic structures in dense sets of integers and combines Fourier analytic, combinatorial and probabilistic methods” but fortunately chose to start in more simple terms for those of us in the audience who are not mathematicians. The talk centered on the challenge of creating binary codes that can cope with errors introduced by noise during transmission. The trick therefore is to find something that best achieves three aims: error detection (showing when there’s a mistake), error correction (indicating what the correct message likely was), and efficiency in having as few digits as possible cover as many different message options as possible.

Mitch Hedberg Motivational Posters Mitch Hedberg was a genius of a comedian, and like many legends, he was taken from us too soon. A favorite among our favorite comedic favorites, we have decided to compile some of the best quotes and photos of the man who could make anyone laugh, seemingly with out trying. We are pleased to bring you, Mitch Hedberg Motivational Posters:

Honestly WTF FUCK THE FUTURE | seen on Afterall, we're a melting pot of immigrants. Literally the foundation our nation has built itself upon. By: Adam Campbell, M.S., C.S.C.S. Want a fat-burning workout that fits your life? Then check out this routine that uses moves from The Women’s Health Big Book of Exercises. The best part: You can tailor the routine to fit your schedule. Make this your best year yet with this body-transforming workout! Directions: The workout is simple: There are 5 exercises. One note: This workout is made for light weights. Beginners: You may need to start out a little easier. Fitness buffs: If you want to make the routine harder, just increase the amount of the 60-second station that you spend working, and decrease the amount that you rest. For even more novel fat-burning moves, check out The Best New Exercises for Women. Bonus: Get outside with these backyard workout ideas! Photo Credit: Thinkstock Dumbbell Lunge and Rotation Step 1 Step 2 Grab a dumbbell and hold it by the ends, just below your chin. Total body toning workout This move works:Biceps, Calves, Core, Obliques, Quadriceps Mountain Climber Step 3

Dysfunctional Family Circus About Dysfunctional Family Circus is a series of image macros based on the syndicated comic strip The Family Circus, a long-running daily cartoon centered around the everyday life of an All-American Christian family. While parodies of the original comic were self-published as early as in the late 1980s, they gained attention online in the mid 1990s through fan-created single topic blogs. Origin The Family Circus Created and written by American cartoonist Bil Keane, The Family Circus debuted on February 28th, 1960. Dysfunctional Family Circus Anonymous artists and fans of The Family Circus have been making parodies of the original comic since as early as in 1989 allegedly distributed through anonymous networks of chain mails, nightclubs or coffee houses in America/Europe. In 1992, Brian Boling was attributed as creating a cut and paste zine compilation of DFC images for his friends. Spread On December 19th, 2007, Driven By Boredom began hosting Dysfunctional Family Circus images. Derivatives

'Banksy of Bulgaria' Turns Soviet-Era Statues into American Superheroes An unknown artist who’s called “the Banksy of Bulgaria” has created an impressive bit of street art using well known American icons including comic book characters. Identified as “Moving with the Times,” the piece replaces the Soviet troops with American icons like Superman, Robin, the Joker, Ronald McDonald and Captain America.Built in 1954 in the capital city of Sofia, the statue depicts Russian Red Army soldiers “liberating” Bulgaria, commemorating the coup d’état that installed Communism in Bulgaria and began a long and ultimately painful relationship with the Soviet Union. The Daily Mail reports that while monuments of this kind were once sacrosanct, but have been prime targets for graffiti artists since the fall of the Berlin Wall in 1990. What’s your take on this, dear readers? [Via The Daily Mail]

Funny Videos, Funny Images, Funny Shows - A New Place to Laugh - Over 5gb of Free Samples, Sounds and Loops | Continuous Renditions of the Uncommon Sharing is Caring Below you will find over 5000 free samples, sounds, loops and one shots. Subscribe to my blog for more music and graphic freebies in the future. These samples are supplied in labelled kits (with varying bpms), each of which contains bass, beat, synth, piano, jazz, dubstep, percussion, house, drum, hip hop, rock, etc., samples. As well as loops, some of the kits also contain hits and multisamples. Most of these samples are supplied as 24-bit WAV files and can be imported directly into your DAW(digital audio workstation) or sampler of choice. The samples are supplied in a zip file, so you’ll need to extract them before you can see them. 466 Jazz Club Loops – 460mb 12 Crunk Synth Loops – 21mb 235 Songwriter’s Loops 265mb 50 Loops Kent Loops V.3 – Guitar – 95mb 50 Loops Kent Loops V. 4 – Battery Drum Loops – 51mb 721 Electro House Loops – 263mb 350 Minimal House Loops – 134mb 294 Filthy Hippy Loops – 230mb 303 Hi-NRG Loops – 298mb 500 Free Loungekore Loops – 313mb

11 Stupid Legal Warnings" This is going to blow your mind, so steady yourself: A carton of eggs could potentially have eggs in it. Yes. Now you know the shocking truth. It's OK, we'll give you a minute to let it sink in ... The exact wording of this flabbergasting pronouncement on a carton of eggs is: "This product may contain eggs." That's by far not the only wacky warning out there. America's lawsuit-obsessed society has forced product manufacturers to cover their you-know-whats by writing warning labels to protect us from ourselves.

Vanilla Buttermilk Cake with Instant Fudge Frosting I have a real thing for the 70′s. I mean, heck, I was born smack dab in the middle of them, into a family of much older siblings ready and eager to love, spoil and torment an unsuspecting baby sister, so overall I’d say it was a pretty fabulous era. When I think back to my first memories of cake, they come along with my first memories of life at all: sitting around the dining room table with siblings who, at that time, would have been about 15, 14 and 8. Throughout the 70′s (and possibly the 60′s), I remember my mom serving yellow birthday cakes with chocolate fudgy icing. , and I knew I had to try it. With a total of 4 whole eggs + 2 additional egg yolks, as well as buttermilk, butter, and a generous amount of sugar, this cake has a gorgeous texture and is a beautiful golden yellow. The frosting is made in the food processor, which was pretty exciting for me since I am in love with my new food processor and am always looking for a reason to use it. Ingredients For the Cake: Instructions