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Parrot removed from Montreal Biodome after learning too much English

The parrot - known as “Bouton” - was the star attraction at the Tropical Ecosystem exhibit and very popular with tourists. Chief of Animal Compliance at the Office Québecoise de la Langue Française Florence Laplante conducted two surprise visits to the Montreal attraction last week. “On both occasions, Bouton only spoke to visitors in English,” said Lachance. “She asked for crackers, not craquelins.” Lachance continued: “Bouton also violated OQLF rules about French being the official language of the workplace. I would like to play online games with him rather than shopping. Cats That Look Like Male Models (21 Pics. Cats That Look Like Pin-Up Girls (24 Pics. rOkDc7Q.gif (300×165) Ca$ Cats That Look Like Hitler! Internet Explorer 6. Is not available.

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How to Spoon Someone (with pictures)

This cuddling position maximizes intimacy and comfort, allowing you and your partner to snuggle into each other like spoons in the drawer. If you want to feel close to your partner, there's no more perfect way than spooning. Ad Steps Part 1 of 2: Mastering the Spooning Techniques 1Establish your spoon size. 8Mix it up. Part 2 of 2: Avoiding Awkwardness 1Create the right arm placement. 2Leave the cuddling position if necessary. Tips Make sure you smell good. The Frattiest Quarterbacks In The NFL. DWI3Z.jpg (380×219) Pregnant Woman Relieved To Learn Her Rape Was Illegitimate. LITCHFIELD, CT—Though she was initially upset following the brutal sexual assault last month that left her pregnant, victim Martha Byars told reporters she was relieved Sunday to learn from Rep.

Pregnant Woman Relieved To Learn Her Rape Was Illegitimate

Todd Akin (R-MO) that her ability to conceive her unwanted child proves she was not, in fact, legitimately raped. “Being violently coerced into having sex was the worst thing that’s ever happened to me, so I take comfort in knowing it wasn’t actually rape,” Byars said of the vicious encounter in which she was accosted in an alleyway by a stranger, pinned to the ground, and penetrated against her will for 25 minutes.

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Santorum Claims He Thought Grindr Was a Coffee App

The 51 year old former senator from the state of Pennsylvania was caught Friday when during an interview with a reporter he took out his iPhone to answer an emergency call from his wife. During the 10 second interval it took for Santorum to figure out how to answer the call, the reporter noticed the distinctive icon for Grindr - "the world's biggest mobile network of guys" - on the conservative, catholic father of seven's home screen.

Threat Level Midnight. About The Film Secret Agent Michael Scarn was a downright god - preventing all sorts of All-Star Game bombings and marrying the hottest woman on the planet, Catherine Zeta Scarn.

Threat Level Midnight

But when he failed to stop his arch-nemesis Goldenface from blowing up the WNBA All-Star game and murdering his beloved wife, Scarn retires from the FBI to live the life of a mild-mannered paper salesman. That is until President Jackson calls him in for an All-Star mission he can't refuse. It's got action, it's got heart, it's got symbolism... it's Threat Level Midnight. Latest Reviews. Some casual pick-up lines. NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN.


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Pokemon's Ten Most Disturbing Pokedex Entries

It’s something I’ve been looking forward to since it was announced, to the point where I’ve been reading through the Pokedex — the official in-game database that describes all 649 Pokemon — and in doing so, I’ve discovered something: For a game made for children about adorable monsters, there’s a lot of really disturbing stuff in Pokemon. Okay, okay, admittedly: It’s a game made for children about adorable monsters who are sent out to fight each other for the enjoyment of their owners like gladiators battling at the pleasure of a ten year-old Caligula.

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