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The 7 Most Badass Acts of Vandalism Ever Photographed

The 7 Most Badass Acts of Vandalism Ever Photographed
NOTE: Everything in this article is against the law. If you do it, you will go to jail or something. Most of us think of graffiti as an urban art relegated to back alleys, rap album covers and all of New York City in the 1980s. But sometimes an artist comes along who proves that with enough creativity, vandalism can transcend typical scribbles and dick pictures on the wall. OK, maybe we spoke too soon about the dick pictures, considering ... #7. Via As any novice vandal can tell you, the key to a good public penis drawing is execution, and nobody has executed a better one than the Russian art group Voina. In 2010, the group decided to paint a massive dick on a drawbridge in the middle of St. Via 24flinching.comWe would give anything in the world to find out that they didn't know that was back there during this shot. So picture this: You've got to cross the Neva River, but you don't make it to the Liteiny Bridge on time. So what was all the dick-painting about? #6. #5. #4. Related:  LOL

15 Easily Avoidable Annoyances Posted Jan 30, by Val Liarikos Locking your keys in the car Missing the pan Tangled Christmas lights Being this guy Parking next to this guy Matching your BFF Others ruining an awesome pic Golf balls to the face This. Stealthy Cortizone No explanation needed. Open Moonroof Raisins Instead of Chocolate Chips Empty Ice Cube Trays by Val Liarikos 2 days ago by Christen Grumstrup 3 days ago 8 Children's Movies Studios Don't Have the Balls to Make For my day job, I work for a major feature animation studio, and one of their coolest and most dangerous policies is that any employee can submit a pitch for a movie idea. They're looking for what they call in the biz four-quadrant movies, or what you would think of as "family" movies: Something with enough wit or thrills to keep adults interested, but doesn't involve penis jokes or disembowelment. I've come up with quite a few ideas that were all unfortunately rejected. Not by management, technically, as I wasn't able to get as far as submitting them, but by my co-workers, who physically prevented me from hitting the "submit" button on the computer. They said something about "career suicide" and how they were "saving me from myself." They are watching me like a hawk at work, so I'm going to put these up on Cracked and hopefully one of you guys can help me bypass these so-called gatekeepers of taste and get them in front of some studio heads. #8. Getty/PhotoshopOne of the tragic victims.

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Quickfix Archive Over the past few weeks, several major fast food chains have introduced new and visually disgusting additions to their morning menus, prompting what experts are calling the "breakfast wars." Why? Because apparently there is $10 billion to be made off of Americans who can't crack their own eggs in the morning. Clearly, we had to see what the fuss was about, so we sent one lucky researcher to find out which is the least of three evils: the stalwart (McDonald's Egg White Delight McMuffin), the faux elite (Starbucks Bacon and Gouda Sandwich), or the crazy-eyed, shit-stained new kid (Taco Bell Sausage Waffle Taco)? Remember, whoever wins, society loses. If you've started your day by shouting about food out a car window, you're not expecting the "Mona Lisa" on a plate. McDonald's Egg White Delight McMuffin At first glance, the Egg White Delight McMuffin looks like McDonald's is making a solid effort at offering healthy breakfast food. "I am become death.

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Pancake Art: Dad Creates Intricate 'Star Wars' Pancakes And More For Kids (PHOTOS) By the looks of it, illustrator Nathan Shields is more creative before noon than the rest of us are all day. At least that's our impression from seeing his intricate pancake art, which he posts on his blog, Saipancakes. Shields is also a stay-at-home dad living in Saipan, the largest of the many small landmasses that make up the U.S. A former math teacher, many of Shields' designs seem to have some geeky inspiration behind them -- get a load of the "Star Wars" designs or the fractals, a mathematical concept that when repeated results in a complex pattern. "Eventually I'd like to try doing some portraits, but my skills aren't there yet," Shields told HuffPost. Check out Shield's awesome pancake art in the gallery below. Loading Slideshow "Star Wars" CharactersMarine InvertebratesOrgans"Saipancakes"FractalsEaster EggsMusical InstrumentsMathematical ConstantsDog BreedsBuildings Of The WorldInsectsDinosaursReptilesMammalsMythological Beasts All images used with permission from Nathan Shields.

The Top 10 Celebrity Sex Videos Nobody Wanted to See John Cheese returns to the Cracked guest column, and this time he's taking more bullets for us than a bad guy within reach of Bruce Willis during a machine gun battle. First of all, Mr. Cheese is filling in for us on a Saturday while we train for our dark horse bid for the 2008 Olympic Decathlon. Additionally, he's reviewed the ten most revolting celebrity sex tapes ever released, thus saving us the embarrassment of admitting we watched them ourselves. Pamela Anderson and Bret Michaels I saw this video way back when I first started surfing porn on the internet. The Upside: At least it involved two people who were once considered attractive by the generally stupid public. The Downside: Besides the fact that both Bret and Pamela appear to be bombed into a near-coma, the "sexual" acts they perform on each other are executed in the very loosest of terms. At one point, the Poison lead singer gets up to adjust the camera, leaving Anderson to kneel on the bed and grow stupider by the second.