15 Easily Avoidable Annoyances Posted Jan 30, by Val Liarikos Locking your keys in the car Missing the pan Tangled Christmas lights Being this guy Parking next to this guy Matching your BFF Others ruining an awesome pic Golf balls to the face This. Stealthy Cortizone No explanation needed. Open Moonroof Raisins Instead of Chocolate Chips Empty Ice Cube Trays by Val Liarikos 2 days ago by Christen Grumstrup 3 days ago Disney Same-Sex Series: Love Is The Answer
The Book Surgeon (15 pieces) Using knives, tweezers and surgical tools, Brian Dettmer carves one page at a time. Nothing inside the out-of-date encyclopedias, medical journals, illustration books, or dictionaries is relocated or implanted, only removed. Dettmer manipulates the pages and spines to form the shape of his sculptures. He also folds, bends, rolls, and stacks multiple books to create completely original sculptural forms. "My work is a collaboration with the existing material and its past creators and the completed pieces expose new relationships of the book’s internal elements exactly where they have been since their original conception," he says. "The richness and depth of the book is universally respected yet often undiscovered as the monopoly of the form and relevance of the information fades over time. Dettmer is originally from Chicago, where he studied at Columbia College. Update: Read our exclusive interview with the Book Surgeon here. Brian Dettmer's website
15 Ways to Get Past an Awkward Moment Aug 13, 2012 We’ve all been in awkward situations, our lives are full of them. Nobody’s perfect, but how you handle it can turn an awkward moment into a partial win. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. *Bonus* If you enjoyed this post, the Sifter highly recommends: 8 Children's Movies Studios Don't Have the Balls to Make For my day job, I work for a major feature animation studio, and one of their coolest and most dangerous policies is that any employee can submit a pitch for a movie idea. They're looking for what they call in the biz four-quadrant movies, or what you would think of as "family" movies: Something with enough wit or thrills to keep adults interested, but doesn't involve penis jokes or disembowelment. I've come up with quite a few ideas that were all unfortunately rejected. Not by management, technically, as I wasn't able to get as far as submitting them, but by my co-workers, who physically prevented me from hitting the "submit" button on the computer. They said something about "career suicide" and how they were "saving me from myself." They are watching me like a hawk at work, so I'm going to put these up on Cracked and hopefully one of you guys can help me bypass these so-called gatekeepers of taste and get them in front of some studio heads. #8. Getty/PhotoshopOne of the tragic victims.
17 Awesome Works Of Art In Unexpected Places 5,000 Books Pour Out of a Building in Spain Artist Alicia Martin's tornado of books shoot out a window like a burst of water from a giant hose. The Spain-based artist's sculptural installation at Casa de America, Madrid depicts a cavalcade of books streaming out of the side of a building. The whirlwind of literature defies gravity and draws attention with its grandeur size. There have been three site-specific installations, thus far, of the massive sculptural works in this series known as Biografias, translated as Biographies, that each feature approximately 5,000 books sprawled out around and atop one another. Martin's giant book structures give life to the inanimate objects filled with knowledge. Alicia Martín at Galleria Galica via [pulmonaire, DesignVerb]
A.I. Answering Service & Call Center - Mayo and Beer When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar...and the beer. A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. was. into the jar. open areas between the golf balls. the jar was full. box of sand and poured it into the jar. everything else. responded with an unanimous "yes." cans of beer from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand. laughed. "Now," said the professor, as the laughter subsided, "I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. important things--your family, your children, your health, your friends, your favorite passions--things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The sand is everything else--the small stuff. balls.
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Gaijinass “Just got home from Illinois, lock the front door, oh boy! Got to sit down, take a rest on the porch.” We turn onto a very narrow little road that cuts between two expansive rice fields and which has a dead meter drop on either side and the SUV accelerates somewhat precariously. He reaches over and with his left hand turns the volume up a bit. “Imagination sets in, pretty soon I’m singing,” This little road is really long and the fields are wide and stretch to far away. The interior of the truck is well worn and smells of old leather, pipe-smoke and licorice. “Doo, doo, doo, Looking out my back door.” It takes about an hour to reach the spot by the river he wants to fish at. He changes into his black waders behind the old SUV with it’s silver paint peeling in certain areas. We wade through thigh-high grass and ankle deep mud to reach a solid little spot right at the edge of the water. We wade into the water and it’s cold and pulls at my legs. The first catch of the day.
Wood-Chip Sculptures by Sergei Bobkov 53-year-old Sergei Bobkov has patented a unique technique of creating amazing sculptures out of Siberian cedar wood-chips. “It’s not very interesting to do what others can. To create something out of nothing in a completely new way is far more inspiring”. This is how Sergei Bobkov explains the unique form of art that he created. He says many people compare his artworks to taxidermy, because they both look so much like the animals they replicate, but Sergei believes they are as different as light and darkness. This resident of Kozhany, Russia, has developed his very own technique, that prevents wood-chips from falling apart, in time. Sergey has been doing this for some time now, but he has only created 11 wood-chip sculptures. Even though he was offered $17,000 for his wood-chip eagle.Sergei’s Bobkov declined, saying his rt is not for sale. Photo by Reuters via Daylife Photo by Reuters via Daylife Photo by Reuters via Daylife Above photos via EnglishRussia Reddit Stumble
20 GIF Reactions to Real-Life Situations (9.26.11 Here’s a fresh round of animated GIFs that perfectly characterize how it feels when we encounter these everyday scenarios. When someone steps on the back of your shoe When someone you hate says something funny When you have too much sugar When you see your ex after the breakup When you’re in the back seat and the front windows are down When people don’t warn you before taking your picture When your phone rings while you’re trying to take a nap When lyrics websites won’t let you copy the lyrics When people smoke near you When your girlfriend calls to tell you her problems When you’re watching something for the first time and say, “That’s where that GIF is from!” When you feel people staring at you When you have a message on tumblr When you have to sneeze, but it won’t come out When you were at a pet shop as a kid When you are at a pet shop today When you ask for a bite of food and your friend says, “Actually, you can have the rest.” When you’re at a restaurant and you see your food coming Related Posts:
Quickfix Archive Over the past few weeks, several major fast food chains have introduced new and visually disgusting additions to their morning menus, prompting what experts are calling the "breakfast wars." Why? Because apparently there is $10 billion to be made off of Americans who can't crack their own eggs in the morning. Clearly, we had to see what the fuss was about, so we sent one lucky researcher to find out which is the least of three evils: the stalwart (McDonald's Egg White Delight McMuffin), the faux elite (Starbucks Bacon and Gouda Sandwich), or the crazy-eyed, shit-stained new kid (Taco Bell Sausage Waffle Taco)? Remember, whoever wins, society loses. If you've started your day by shouting about food out a car window, you're not expecting the "Mona Lisa" on a plate. McDonald's Egg White Delight McMuffin At first glance, the Egg White Delight McMuffin looks like McDonald's is making a solid effort at offering healthy breakfast food. "I am become death.
Awesome Alice In Wonderland Themed Restaurant Awesome Alice In Wonderland Themed Restaurant If you Ever get a Chance to Visit Tokyo, don’t forget to visit Alice in Wonderland Themed Restaurant. Designed by Eiichi Maruyama and Katsunori Suzuki of FDW, toying with the fantasies of Alice in Wonderland, A restaurant that combines playful graphics with dramatic designs that are sure to indulge diners’ imaginations. Source: flickr.com/photos/mmmfruit Be Sociable, Share!