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seen on dudelol.com Afterall, we're a melting pot of immigrants. Literally the foundation our nation has built itself upon. Words Shakespeare Invented Words Shakespeare Invented The English language owes a great debt to Shakespeare. He invented over 1700 of our common words by changing nouns into verbs, changing verbs into adjectives, connecting words never before used together, adding prefixes and suffixes, and devising words wholly original. Below is a list of a few of the words Shakespeare coined or adapted, hyperlinked to the play and scene from which it comes.

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Blogging Twilight: Index Page We know you love Dan. We love him, too! And now, for your greater reading convenience, we're going to collect all of his Blogging Twilight posts here, in one place. We'll update this page every time a new post goes up. Of course, you are invited to join the lovely Amanda's Facebook group, Dan Bergstein's "Blogging Twilight" is AMAZING.

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Mitch Hedberg Motivational Posters Mitch Hedberg was a genius of a comedian, and like many legends, he was taken from us too soon. A favorite among our favorite comedic favorites, we have decided to compile some of the best quotes and photos of the man who could make anyone laugh, seemingly with out trying. We are pleased to bring you, Mitch Hedberg Motivational Posters:

OMG Facts - Your Mind. Blown. Pablo Escobar, the Columbian drug lord and cocaine trafficker, is regarded as one of the wealthiest criminals ever. His net-worth was estimated at close to $25 Billion by Forbes in 1989. Escobar had a policy when dealing with law enforcement and government officials called "plato o plomo" that translates literally to "silver or lead," meaning take a bribe or die. This led to the death of hundreds if not thousands of people as Escobar would pay anyone who killed his enemies very well. Some of the more noteworthy murders he is thought to be responsible for are a Columbian presidential candidate and the murders of almost half of the Columbian Supreme Court Justices in 1985 in what is known as The Palace of Justice Siege. The attack against the Supreme Court of Columbia was done by a guerrilla group called M-19, but is thought to have been partially bankrolled by Pablo Escobar.

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