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http://afternoonsnoozebutton.com/post/3984059890/who-doesnt-like-a-blonde-joke A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce.

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Do Bar Tricks

From Wired How-To Wiki You've been buying your own booze at the local bar like a sucker ever since you turned 21. But with a stiff shot of science, you can hustle the tipsy into picking up your tab. Try this pub magic to score yourself some free rounds. — William Snyder This page is a wiki . http://howto.wired.com/wiki/Do_Bar_Tricks
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Ace - If something is ace it is awesome . I used to hear it a lot in Liverpool. Kids thought all cool stuff was ace, or brill . Aggro - Short for aggravation, it's the sort of thing you might expect at a football match. In other words - trouble ! There is sometimes aggro in the cities after the pubs shut!
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How to Pee With Morning Wood

How to Pee With Morning Wood Every morning men wake up to this catch-22: you desperately have to pee, but you have an erection, which makes it hard to urinate, but the hard-on won't go away until you empty your bladder. It's almost impossible to aim at the toilet when your penis is pointing the wrong way, so you end up peeing on the wall, the floor, or yourself. You may have developed your own technique for dealing with this catch-22, but if not, here are some methods to take care of the aiming part, customized for the angle of your dangle. The Flying Wallenda