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Wild Wives of Africa - Bonobo Love. The Cinnamon Challenge ... by GloZell and her Big Behind Earrings. Fenton the dog! Dear Dad. Who doesn't like a blonde joke? A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank; she has the title, and everything checks out.

The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank’s president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. - StumbleUpon. Priceless... Do Bar Tricks. From Wired How-To Wiki You've been buying your own booze at the local bar like a sucker ever since you turned 21.

Do Bar Tricks

But with a stiff shot of science, you can hustle the tipsy into picking up your tab. Try this pub magic to score yourself some free rounds. — William Snyder This page is a wiki. Know extra tricks? The Cork StandThe challenge: Drop a wine cork so it lands upright. Beer MoneyBottle openers are first-class levers, but all you really need to crack a beer is a dollar bill. Magical CoinSince everyone uses happy hours to network, why not put that useless business card to an interesting use? Playing With FireWhiskey and flames make this the Snake River Canyon of bar stunts. The Cork GetawayThe challenge: remove a cork stuck inside a wine bottle. The Bent Cigarette The challenge: Bend a cigarette in half, without breaking it and without making it un-smokable.

Dear Dad. Big mouth. Girlfriend Owned by Water Bowl prank.flv. 268265_700b.jpg (JPEG Image, 500x4266 pixels) - Scaled (15. The Best of British - The American's guide to speaking British... Ace - If something is ace it is awesome.

The Best of British - The American's guide to speaking British...

I used to hear it a lot in Liverpool. Kids thought all cool stuff was ace, or brill. Aggro - Short for aggravation, it's the sort of thing you might expect at a football match. In other words - trouble! There is sometimes aggro in the cities after the pubs shut! All right? Anti-clockwise - The first time I said that something had gone anti-clockwise to someone in Texas I got this very funny look. Any road - Up north (where they talk funny!!) Arse - This is a word that doesn't seem to exist in America.

Arse about face - This means you are doing something back to front. Arse over elbow - This is another way of saying head over heels but is a little more descriptive. Arse over tit - Another version of arse over elbow, but a bit more graphic! Arsehole - Asshole to you. Arseholed - Drunk! As well - You chaps say also when we would say "too" or "as well". Ass - Your backside, but mostly a donkey! Baccy - Tobacco. How to Pee With Morning Wood. How to Pee With Morning Wood Every morning men wake up to this catch-22: you desperately have to pee, but you have an erection, which makes it hard to urinate, but the hard-on won't go away until you empty your bladder.

How to Pee With Morning Wood

If you take Viagra, you're even more likely to face this problem of the wood that won't go away. It's almost impossible to aim at the toilet when your penis is pointing the wrong way, so you end up peeing on the wall, the floor, or yourself. You may have developed your own technique for dealing with this catch-22, but if not, here are some methods to take care of the aiming part, customized for the angle of your dangle. The Flying Wallenda If your erection angles up acutely, pointing at the ceiling, you’re out of luck. Strong Arming This is the brute force method. Men Women Gender jokes - Funtoosh.com. ‪Crazy Egyptian Soccer Fan‬‏