Donald Trump Stares Forlornly At Tiny, Aged Penis In Mirror Before Putting On Clothes, Beginning Day
NEW YORK—Real estate mogul and television personality Donald Trump reportedly stood before his bedroom's full-length mirror Wednesday morning and stared forlornly at his aged, shriveled penis before getting dressed and leaving his residence in Manhattan's Trump Tower to start the day. According to reports, the 66-year-old had laid his suit out on his bed and was preparing to step into a pair of silk boxer shorts when he glimpsed his deteriorating body in the mirror. Trump then spent approximately 15 to 20 minutes morosely reflecting on his appearance, dedicating most of that time to gazing at his desiccated sexual anatomy and contemplating its all-but-total lack of function. "God, look at this thing," said a dejected Trump, hoisting up a large quantity of belly flab with his forearm to make his stunted organ visible.
10 Coolest Absence Notes
This hilarious note was apparently given to a first grade teacher as an explanation for his absence from class the following day. While we're assuming the student meant to write they would be in Virginia, he or she instead announced they were visiting a certain south of the border female body part. Your boss can tell by the pixels, and from seeing quite a few Photoshop jobs in his time. One student in Minnesota had a pretty good excuse for being absent from school today, or at least, he had a pretty sweet excuse note!
UNIX tips: Learn 10 good UNIX usage habits
Break bad UNIX usage patterns Michael StutzPublished on December 12, 2006 When you use a system often, you tend to fall into set usage patterns. Sometimes, you do not start the habit of doing things in the best possible way. Sometimes, you even pick up bad practices that lead to clutter and clumsiness.
10 Funniest Internet Memes of 2011
Here at Oddee we pride ourselves on staying on top of internet trends and memes, and 2011 was a very busy year! Here are ten of our favorite funny (and weird!) internet memes for the year 2011. We can't wait to see what the hilarious people of the Internet come up with for 2012. These are just our ten favorite memes of 2011.
Cloud Security Tutorial
Question: Your points cover the possibility of corrupted or deleted data being restored to a previously known, good point in time that does not jeopardize data that has been changed legitimately since that time. But what about the "real worst case scenario," in which hardware is lost, the program that generated the data in question is gone along with all the registry settings, and external links and DLLs that made it function are lost?
Witness The Most Disastrous Conversation In Texting History
Witness the most disastrous post-date texting conversation in history. posted 02/19/2012 Redditor rmcoop27 claims he received this ridiculously long string of increasingly deranged text messages from a girl he went out with a single time.
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The Most Entertaining Obnoxious Or Completely Insane Notes Written To Neighbors
6 new contenders for the single most enjoyable note ever written to a neighbor. I sing what's in my heart. And everything in my heart is pure horror.
10 More Common Faults in Human Thought
Humans This list is a follow up to Top 10 Common Faults in Human Thought. Thanks for everyone’s comments and feedback; you have inspired this second list! It is amazing that with all these biases, people are able to actually have a rational thought every now and then. There is no end to the mistakes we make when we process information, so here are 10 more common errors to be aware of.
