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http://www.chaosmatrix.org/library/humor/reject.html Herbert A. Millington Chair - Search Committee 412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University College Hill, MA 34109 Dear Professor Millington, Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me an assistant professor position in your department.

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There’s a Hole in the Bottom of the Sea - Traditional Folk Song Lyrics and Sound Clip

There's a hole in the bottom of the sea, There's a hole in the bottom of the sea, There's a hole, there's a hole, There's a hole in the bottom of the sea. There's a log in the hole In the bottom of the sea, There's a log in the hole In the bottom of the sea, There's a log, there's a log, There's a log in the hole In the bottom of the sea. There's a branch on the log in the hole In the bottom of the sea, There's a branch on the log in the hole In the bottom of the sea, There's a branch, there's a branch, There's a branch on the log in the hole In the bottom of the sea. There's a bump on the branch on the log In the hole in the bottom of the sea, There's a bump on the branch on the log In the hole in the bottom of the sea, There's a bump, there's a bump, There's a bump on the branch on the log In the hole in the bottom of the sea.
Skip to comments. Men's Rules An e-mail from a relative... Posted on Sat 05 Oct 2002 05:08:10 AM CEST by sourcery We always hear "the rules" from the female side. http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/763316/posts

Men's Rules