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Sarcastic Sayings About Life

Sarcastic Sayings About Life
Sarcasm is an obscure form of humor that needs an acquired taste to appreciate. If you are a fan of Chandler Bing from the popular series, 'Friends', you know what I am trying to say. That guy just keeps coming up with sarcastic lines all the time. Sarcasm is disguised humor and mockery which can even pass as a straight statement if not understood carefully. If you are someone like 'Joey' (from the same series 'Friends'), you will have a tough time detecting it. That's the beauty of sarcasm. Superbly Sarcastic Sayings Here are some sarcastic literary pearls by some great minds. "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde "Marriage is the chief cause of divorce." - Groucho Marx "History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives." - Abba Eban "Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school." - Albert Einstein

Life Quotes 463 266 1160 3202 893 1804 358 3354 606 398 185 254 73 532 200 164 266 193 174 188 1459 162 111 266 2959 505 393 120 644 316 761 451 211 159 232 171 246 964 286 233 234 98 600 135 1070 19 50 74 74 468 307 678 84 259 299 109 261 37 167 97 36 Albert Einstein Quotes Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new. The important thing is not to stop questioning. Few people are capable of expressing with equanimity opinions which differ from that of their social environment. At the same time, as social beings, we are moved in the relations with our fellow beings by such feelings as sympathy, pride, hate, need for power, pity, and so on. If you can't explain something simply, you don't know enough about it. You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother. It should be possible to explain the laws of physics to a barmaid. When I examine myself and my methods of thought, I come to the conclusion that the gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. What I seek to accomplish is to serve with my feeble capacity truth and justice at the risk of pleasing no one. It gives me great pleasure indeed to see the stubbornness of an incorrigible nonconformist warmly acclaimed. 1.

Cat Quotes Man has always been intrigued and fascinated with the cat so it's not surprising that there are so many cat-related quotes throughout time. This is a selection of some of my favourite quotes that I have collected over the years that I know all feline lovers will enjoy. This page will be updated with new quotes from time to time so please feel free to come back again soon! "In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. "A home without a cat- and a well-fed, well-petted and properly revered cat- may be a perfect home, perhaps, but how can it prove title?" "If animals could speak the dog would be a a blundering outspoken fellow, but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much "A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime." "I simply can't resist a cat, particularly a purring one. "Of all God's creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the leash. "Dogs come when they're called.

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