Friendship, Men vs. Women - Johns-Joke of the Day. On the way to get married - Johns-Joke of the Day. On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple had a fatal car accident.
The couple found themselves sitting outside heaven's gate waiting on St. Peter. While waiting, they wondered if they could possibly get married in heaven. St. Peter finally showed up and they asked him. The couple sat and waited for an answer. The man pondered, "Are we stuck together forever"? St. "Great", said the couple, "but what if things don't work out? St. "What's wrong"? "Come on"! Body Language - Johns-Joke of the Day. A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily in Toronto.
However, the poor woman was not very proficient in English, although she did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, she clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken legs. Next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. The butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken breasts. On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. (Please scroll down) What were you thinking?
Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English! Now get back to your emails !!!!!!!! Geeee! An effective diet - Johns-Joke of the Day. Reward them Soldiers - Military Joke. Limo driver. Tapeworms and Twinkies. A fellow walked into his doctor's office, complaining that he thinks he might have a tapeworm.
The doctor examined the patient and listened to the symptoms. He concurred with the self-diagnosis. "I want you to come back tomorrow, to start treatment. And bring a banana and a Twinkie with you," said the doctor. Despite the seemingly odd request, our hero complied, and returned the next day with a banana and a Twinkie. The doctor consulted his watch as our hero danced around the room shouting at the physician. "Okay, one minute is up, and we have to complete the second part of the treatment if your truly want to get rid of this tapeworm," advised doctor.
"Okay, tomorrow I want to see you here at the same time, and bring another banana and a Twinkie," ordered the doctor. No Stairs For You! - Best Humor from the Net from Humorama! Blonde Wants A Loan - GCFL.net: The Good, Clean Funnies List. A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.
She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank. She has the title, and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan.
An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. Little Tony. Top 50 Jokes. This is our first collaborative list on the List Universe.
I have submitted the first 10 jokes and I will slowly fill the remaining 40 with your favorites. The only rules are no knock knock jokes. Use the comments to sumbit your jokes and if everyone loves it, it will be added. Once we reach 50 the list will close. So, in no particular order, here are the first 10. Jokes 1-10 JFrater. Funny-haha.co.uk - Joke: Top 5 Snappy Answers.
Top 10 Dumb Blonde Jokes. 11437. In Between Meals: Food Shortage. 638182.