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Mozilla Firefox Start Page. Oxymoron List — Funny Examples of Oxymorons. Shakespeare Insult Kit. Shakespeare Insult Kit Since 1996, the origin of this kit was listed as anonymous.

Shakespeare Insult Kit

It came to me on a piece of paper in the 90's with no attribution, and I thought it would make a cool web page. Though I searched for the origin, I could never find it. In 2014, Lara M informed found the originating author. It appears to be an English teacher at Center Grove High School in Greenwood Indiana named Jerry Maguire. Combine one word from each of the three columns below, prefaced with "Thou": How to make your friends like you. Epic fail Epic man, just epic.... Anti Joke - Funny Anti Jokes. Mozilla Firefox Start Page. Clip_image001_0000.jpg 717×1,079 pixels.

To Europe... Yankees Vs Redsox Funny Joke. Lots of Jokes - Did You Know? Q.

Lots of Jokes - Did You Know?

Why do men's clothes have buttons on the right while women's clothes have buttons on the left? A. When buttons were invented, they were very expensive and worn primarily by the rich. Since most people are right-handed, it is easier to push buttons on the right through holes on the left. Because wealthy women were dressed by maids, dressmakers put the buttons on the maid's right! Q. The OSTRICH Story. A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.


The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours? " W-horz3.jpg 580×1,207 pixels. Strange Young Couple. Zen Sarcasm. Useless facts, Weird Information, humor. Weird Facts. Beer Troubleshooting: Chicago Bar Project. Management Exam. The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional manager.

Management Exam

Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question! 1. My collection of funny emails from my inbox. Subject: 5 MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.

My collection of funny emails from my inbox.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel. " After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. "Great! " Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

The Sue Sylvester Quote Machine - Glee. 48 phrases we wish we could say at work. This was Actually Said.. - Full List of Stuff White People Like. 48 phrases we wish we could say at work. The Drunk Poem. - Funny Questions. The Always Amusing Euphemism Generator. - Video Bar tricks revealed - All is free - Fun Party Tricks - Pub Tricks - Easy party tricks! - Learn cool bar bets - magic tricks - Coin Tricks - Card Tricks - Water Tricks.

Creative Ways of Describing Stupid People (The GOP) Habits explainable if he was raised by wolves.

Creative Ways of Describing Stupid People (The GOP)

Had a head crash. Half a bubble off plumb. -- attributed to Mark Twain Happiness is seeing her picture on a milk carton. Hard to distinguish from the tail end of a horse. Hard to tell if he has an ace up his sleeve or if the ace ismissing from his deck altogether. The Bureau of Communication - Fill-in-the-blank Correspondence. Wal Mart Diagnosis. Wal Mart Diagnosis One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike, "My elbow hurts like crazy.

Wal Mart Diagnosis

I guess I better see a doctor. " "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. ProfQuotes. Funny Status Updates for Facebook & MSN. LOTS OF PUNS. ...A guy goes into a nice restaurant bar wearing a shirt open at the collar and is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission.


So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a necktie and discovers that he just doesn't have one. He sees a set of jumper cables in his trunk. In desperation he ties these around his neck, manages to fashion a fairly acceptable looking knot and lets the ends dangle free. He goes back to the restaurant and the bouncer carefully looks him over for a few minutes and then says, "Well, OK, I guess you can come in -- just don't start anything. " ...This mushroom walks into a bar and starts hitting on this woman... ...This horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey, buddy, why the long face... Funny Toddler/Baby Tees and Infant Body Suits. HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF.