THEY'RE HERE! 2010 DARWIN AWARDS - You've been waiting for them with bated breath, so without further ado, here are the 2010 Darwin Awards. Eighth Place In Detroit, a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys. Seventh Place A 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker, who "totally zoned when he ran", accidentally jogged off a 100-foot high cliff on his daily run. Sixth Place While at the beach, Daniel Jones, 21, dug an 8 foot hole for protection from the wind and had been sitting in a beach chair at the bottom, when it collapsed, burying him beneath 5 feet of sand. Fifth Place Santiago Alvarado, 24, was killed as he fell through the ceiling of a bicycle shop he was burglarizing. Fourth Place Sylvester Briddell, Jr., 26, was killed as he won a bet with friends who said he would not put a revolver loaded with four bullets into his mouth and pull the trigger. Third Place After stepping around a marked police patrol car parked at the front door, a man walked into H&J Leather & Firearms intent on robbing the store.
Overheard on the Goldman Sachs Elevator An anonymous career banker inside Goldman Sachs opened a twitter account (@GSElevator) with the intention of revealing the hilarious banter that takes place in the privacy of the GS elevators. Since then, the account has evolved to include things overheard on trading floors, bullpens, lobbies and bars. Some of the conversations involve more than one person, and the participants are distinguishable by their number (#1, #2, #3). Here are some of my favorites from the past several months… #1: She’s only about 3 weeks of anorexia away from looking hot. #2: Maybe 4. #1: Hey fat fuck, I already know what your resolution is. #1: Can we please stop calling them ‘hipsters’ and go back to calling them ‘pussies?’ #1: Groupon… Food stamps for the middle class. #1: A guy came up to me at the gym and asked me what event I was training so hard for. #1: If you can only be good at one thing, be good at lying… because if you’re good at lying, you’re good at everything. #1: Age is just a number. #1: Fact.
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EPICponyz Hilarious anonymous notes left on neighbours doors By Daily Mail Reporter Updated: 07:53 GMT, 14 February 2012 It is the unfortunate reality of tightly-packed apartment blocks and high rises: the annoying neighbour. But now disgruntled residents are fighting back - in the most passive-aggressive way imaginable. Hilarious anonymous notes complaining about neighbours' thieving ways, defecating dogs, discarded cigarettes or loud music have been uploaded to the website HappyPlace.com. What a chore: A note uploaded to HappyPlace.com shows the realities of sharing communal spaces Paws for thought: Other residents take a more humorous approach to humiliating their neighbours They show the range of worries inflicted on neighbours living in close quarters across the country's apartment complexes and snugly-packed homes. But, more interestingly, they also highlight the different approach residents take to humiliating their irritating neighbours. Some keep it to a short and sweet blow. He signs it: 'Thank you, A Big Black Dude. High there!
Extraordinary The Most WTF iPhone Texts | Runt Of The Web The iPhone may represent technological innovation at its height. But with some of these texts, it might be more accurate to say the iPhone represents people at their worst. The eight most WTF iPhone texts: Kids these days… Most WTF iPhone Texts: Dad iPhone Ownage Mom humiliates her son over text The next big thing: iPhone Giraffe Facts That is a quite the meal Terrible iPhone auto-correct fail with Mom Mom has some gross advice over text from Grandma And this is why you’re careful with who you sext… Sources for the above are College Humor, Damn You Auto-Correct, and our loyal visitors!