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If this is the case, it's a chance for you to learn a little chemistry. Chemistry Joke 1: Outside his buckyball home, one molecule overheard another molecule saying, "I'm positive that a free electron once stripped me of an electron after he lepton me. You gotta keep your ion them. " Chemistry Joke 2: A chemistry professor couldn't resist interjecting a little philosophy into a class lecture. Chemistry Joke 3: One day on the Tonight Show, Jay Leno showed a classified add that read: "Do you have mole problems? Chemistry Joke 4: A student comes into his lab class right at the end of the hour. Fe - Fe / \ Fe Fe \ / Fe - Fe See explanation PhD PhD \ / C - C / \ C C \ / C - C. Cool Science. Chemistry Jokes Two atoms are walking down the street.
Says one atom to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron! " The other says, "Are you sure?? " "Yes, I'm positive! " If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate! A neutron walks into a restaurant and orders a couple of cokes. A sign outside the chemistry hotel reads "Great Day Rates, Even Better NO3-'s" Sometimes people can get carried away with a danger that isn't real! A small piece of ice which lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. Heisenberg is out for a drive when he's stopped by a traffic cop. Why did the white bear dissolve in water? What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? What do dipoles say in passing? Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak?
What do you do with a dead chemists? What weapon can you make from the elements potassium, nickel and iron? Chemistry Jokes - Chemistry Jokes Riddles One Liners Humor. Chemistry is funny and chemists have a great sense of humor!
Do you have a chemistry joke or riddle or are you looking for one? Share your chemistry joke or read jokes submitted by other readers. Share Your Chemistry Joke Cobalt Why was cobalt hired for the orchestra? —Guest Shadow Finx Over Titration Well thanks for overtitrating my chemistry jokes Mr. —Guest Saint Rivera Complete Dissociation We're completely lost in this lesson, I guess you can say complete dissociation. I think you're a ten ( pH joke) Girl you a ten and by that on the pH scale you basic girl. Element 43 What did you do with Element 43 last night? —Guest Mohamed H. Boron I like chimestry, but its really boron me to death. Chemistry Jokes and Riddles - Humor for Chemists.
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So put down that beaker, take off your safety glasses, and enjoy a few chemistry jokes and riddles. And the next time you need an inorganic standard, be sure to think of Inorganic Ventures. Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium? How did it go? It went OK2! Why do chemists like nitrates so much? I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite… He said NaBrO Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together? Q: What is the chemical formula for "coffee"? Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"? Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they’d be alloys. Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? We would like to apologize for not adding more jokes... but we only update them.... periodically! Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium? Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.