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A Timeline for Shadowrun

Compiled by John Maniha Additional Formatting by Bryan Jones HTML conversion by Paolo Marcucci Late 1990s: Civil unrest intensifies worldwide. In response to the seemingly indifferent or incompetent governments, corporations begin to take matters into their own hands. Beginning with third world holdings, corporations arm their security personnel with the finest military equipment available. Jeffery Lynch is elected President of the United States. The first of the Supreme Court justices appointed during the Burger court leaves office. Chief Justice Burger of the U.S. The Summer Olympics are showcased in Atlanta, Georgia.

The Shiawase corporation opens a new metallurgical engineering plant. By this year the United States defense establishment has been cut by almost 40%, with even bigger cuts in procurement and R&D for new weapons systems. On January 1, Quebec declares itself independent from the rest of Canada. The U.S. Some more Irish jokes. The Complete Bushisms - By Jacob Weisberg. "This is my maiden voyage.

The Complete Bushisms - By Jacob Weisberg

My first speech since I was the president of the United States and I couldn't think of a better place to give it than Calgary, Canada. "—As reported by the Associated Press, Calgary, Canada, March 17, 2009 "I'm going to put people in my place, so when the history of this administration is written at least there's an authoritarian voice saying exactly what happened. "—On what he hopes to accomplish with his memoir, as reported by the Associated Press, Calgary, Canada, March 17, 2009. McJester's Bad Joke Archive.

Funny Sign. Naughty jokes 2. The naughtier side of THE SECOND SET OF NAUGHTIER JEWISH JOKES(If you would rather not go on any further, click here to go back to index page) BACK TO INDEX PAGEgo to third set (XXX#37) The passwordFreda Cohen, a female computer consultant, was helping a smug male set up his computer and she asked him what word he would like to use as a password for login.Wanting to embarrass the lady, he told her to enter "PENIS. "Without blinking an eye or saying a word, Freda entered the password as he had requested.But then, Freda nearly exploded from refrained laughter as the computer displayed the message in response:PASSWORD REJECTED. Bushisms: fill in the missing words. BUSHLEXIA. Dating Kosher Humour - test 1. The dating part of awordinyoureye.comDATING (KOSHER HUMOUR)TEST NUMBER 1For single couples only.

Dating Kosher Humour - test 1

Married couples take this test at their peril! Chansons paillardes de France et d'ailleurs - Chanson paillarde: Paroles, musique, historique et commentaires sur plusieurs centaines de chansons paillardes, vous trouverez tout cela ici !

Chansons paillardes de France et d'ailleurs - Chanson paillarde:

A l'origine, une grande majorité de ces chansons ont été extraites des Fleurs du Mâle, recueil de chansons estudiantines, éditée pour la première fois par le Cercle des Sciences en 1922 à l'initiative d'un chimiste nommé René Thiry. Peu à peu, notre corpus s'est enrichi de nombreuses autres chansons. A l'Université Libre de Bruxelles, la tradition a été entretenue par sa Chorale de l'ULB fondée en 1935 par Robert Ledent. L'Université Libre de Bruxelles, fondée en 1834 par Théodore Verhaegen, a comme hymne (non officiel) Le Semeur que nous n'avons, bien entendu, pas voulu classer parmi les chansons paillardes proprement dites. Linguistic humor. Science Jokes. Version 7.71 Time-stamp: "2013-10-19".

Science Jokes

This page made on 21-12-13 Science humor collected by Joachim Verhagen ( "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused. " This is a collection of more than 2500 scientific jokes from Usenet, or mailed or told to me. "Prière de ne pas claquer l'apôtre!" Saint Pierre. Pierre Dac. Les tontons flingeurs " Maintenant que tu es dans l'honnête, tu peux pas savoir le nombre de malfaisant qui existent.

"Prière de ne pas claquer l'apôtre!" Saint Pierre. Pierre Dac.

" " Non mais t'as déjà vu ça, en pleine paix, y chante et pis craque un bourre pif. Mais il est complétement fou ce mec... Mais moi les dingues, j'les soigne, j'm'en vais lui faire une ordonnance, et une sévère. " Les cons ça ose tout. Funny Signs From Other Countries. In a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please.

Funny Signs From Other Countries

If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notis. Funny Newspaper Headlines. Epic Fail: Your Source for Epic Fail and Fail Pictures, Fail Vid. 15 Hilarious Church Signs. 20 Worst Engrish ever. Awesome News Room Fight. Langue au chat - langue française. Al Gore (Political Satire/Commentary at PoliSat.Com TM ©) Al Gore speech exemplifying his impassioned commitment to "reason" in political discourse-- Go here.

Al Gore (Political Satire/Commentary at PoliSat.Com TM ©)

George W. Bush exhibits commitment to help Al Gore stop Global Warming-- Go here. Even More Jokes. Jokes about Balkan's people in English. - A Blog on Oddities: the odd, bizarre and strange thi. One Liners. The jewish jokes and humour (humor) of Procédés des genres humoristiques. Funny Signs and Advertisements Page. Gene Weingarten - Below The Beltway: A Humor Column by Gene Wein.