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The Movie Cliches List, part 1

The Movie Cliches List, part 1
Piston-engine airplanes in the movies are unusually subject to engine failure. This failure mode is unique to filmdom - engine coughs, keeps running. Hero doesn't notice. Then it stutters, catches again. Hero notices, taps gas gauge, turns lever. Then it stutters exactly three times and stops immediately, including propeller. Only men are alcoholics. If there is more than one or two of an alien race, they are always roughly the same size as humans. Bad guys will always get killed by a snake, while the hero simply reaches out and picks it up with his bare hands. If the hero listens to his answering machine and one important message is unexpected then he usually has two very short messages on the tape before, one spoken by a man, one by a women. (this section courtesy of Keith Lynch) Here are the fundamental principles of movie asteroid science, as derived from the NBC miniseries "Asteroid": Asteroids travel through space making a noise like a powerful but subdued engine. .

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Top 100 April Fool's Day Hoaxes Of All Time Top 100 April Fool's Day Hoaxes of All TimeAs judged by notoriety, creativity, and number of people duped In 1972 listeners to England's Radio 3 program In Parenthesis were treated to a roundtable discussion of a few cutting-edge new works of social anthropology and musicology. First up was a discussion of La Fornication Comme Une Acte Culturelle by Henri Mensonge (translated as Henry Lie). Operating Systems Tech Support: "May I ask what operating system you are running today?"Customer: "A computer." A girl walked into the computer center where I work. She said she was having problems with her Mac. I asked what kind of Mac she had.

Mindfuck Movies list Explore Lists Reviews Images Update feed Categories MoviesTV ShowsMusicBooksGamesDVDs/Blu-RayPeopleArt & DesignPlacesWeb TV & PodcastsToys & CollectiblesComic Book SeriesBeautyAnimals View more categories » Paranoia Customer: "Well, I just want to know if I load this disk into my computer, won't other people be able to get into my computer and access everything I have in there?"Tech Support: "No, that's not possible."Customer: "You see it on the TV all the time." Me: "DSL is a lot faster. Watch "Remi Gaillard - People are strange" Video at Vinovo Video Submitted By:Remion August 27, 2008 About the Video: Remi Gaillard - People are strangeRémi Gaillard playing Skwoshremi gaillard fais les j o de pekinremi gaillard rocky 2Rémi Gaillard (born 16 February 1975 in Montpellier, France) is a French prankster . He gained a certain amount of attention in the French media after performing a well-documented series of pranks, including a famous appearance disguised as a Lorient football player in the 2002 Coupe de France final match where he would eventually take part on the celebrations and even greet the then president of France Jacques Chirac.

35 Truly Dramatic Examples of Animal Photography - Noupe Design Blog Jan 20 2010 Sometimes we take wildlife pictures that we see in books and magazines for granted; seldom does it give you the impressions that they were taken easily. The truth is, photographing animals (especially in wildlife) is very involved, such a moment could only be told through some timely amazing shots. For someone who loves animals, photographing them can be both very fulfilling and frustrating at the same time. Excellent animal photography requires experience, knowledge and patience. Animals can make very eye catching subjects to photograph in wild.

Get wet and wild with some slow motion insanity - The Feed Blog (CBS News) Do you like your parties wet, wild and out of control? Are you in the mood for something eye-popping, humorous and bizarre? Do you happen to like slow motion...? Because we have all of these and more mixed into a fun blend that goes down smooth above. The surreal, hypnotizing and also rather hilarious Vimeo clip (with music by DJ MAHF) comes courtesy of Bruton Stroube Studios who write about the background behind its creation:

Expectations vs. Reality (16 Pics) Things don’t always go as planned. Check out the pics below to see a few examples of what happens when our expectations get punched in the face by reality. via 2011 Comic-Con Cosplay Winner: Lady Two-Face Out of all the cosplay costumes at this year's San Deigo Comic-Con, this one easily takes the cake. The makeup on Lady Two-Face is flawless and the transformation between both sides of her face is shockingly awesome. Edit: Thanks to Reddit user sweetloris, we found out who Lady Two-Face really is!

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