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L’étrange histoire d’Allan Konigsberg « Il est cinq heures Tout le monde a rappelé que le nouveau film de David Fincher est basé sur une nouvelle de Francis Scott Fitzgerald. Il aurait sans doute été beaucoup plus inspiré s’il avait adapté le texte de Woody Allen intitulé "Next Life". « In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way.Then you wake up in an old people’s home feeling better every day.You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day.You work for 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. Like this: J'aime chargement… Cette entrée, publiée dans jour, est taguée Benjamin Button, Woody Allen.

About Gmail Paper Is it free? Yes. The cost of postage is offset with the help of relevant, targeted, unobtrusive advertisements, which will appear on the back of your Gmail Paper prints in red, bold, 36 pt Helvetica. How about attachments? All part of the deal. Is there a limit? You can make us print one, one thousand, or one hundred thousand of your emails. But what about the environment? Not a problem. Action Discrète : Hommage à Mario - une vidéo Jeux vidéo

Motherfucking Website Logo Design Gone Wrong: 10 Offbeat Examples Logos define brands and they create corporate images because logos are what sticks in people’s mind and creates associations. Think Coca-Cola, Nike, or McDonald’s – what do you instantly picture in mind? Right, their logos. Great logos will never allow their consumers forget about the brand – it’s what prompts them choose one product over alternative: people tend to stick to something familiar, something that brings up positive associations. While the implementation of an effective logo can set a company up for success, the opposite is also possible. More logo design related post we previously published: Catholic Church’s Archdiocesan Youth CommissionThis logo was developed in 1973 and won an award from the Art Director’s Club of Los Angeles. (Image source: ihatemedia) Kudawara PharmacyNo explanation is needed on why this logo from Kudawara Pharmacy has gained such widespread public attention. (Image source: flickr) (Image source: (Image source:

Challenge Accepted? The illustrated guide to a Ph.D. Imagine a circle that contains all of human knowledge: By the time you finish elementary school, you know a little: By the time you finish high school, you know a bit more: With a bachelor's degree, you gain a specialty: A master's degree deepens that specialty: Reading research papers takes you to the edge of human knowledge: Once you're at the boundary, you focus: You push at the boundary for a few years: Until one day, the boundary gives way: And, that dent you've made is called a Ph.D Of course, the world looks different to you now: So, don't forget the bigger picture: Keep pushing. There's a bit more below, but I also wrote a follow-up 5 years after the illustrated guide which may be of interest -- HOWTO: Get tenure. Related posts If you like these posts, then I recommend the book A PhD Is Not Enough Get it in print; fund students; save lives By request, a print version of The Illustrated Guide to a Ph.D. is on sale. Click here to preview or buy it. Why biology? License: Creative Commons Resources

5 raisons pour la Séfarade d'épouser un Ashkénaze Par The SefWoman - Dimanche 4 décembre 2011 Raison 1 : Il ne croit pas/plus en Dieu L’Ashkénaze n’est pas particulièrement rancunier, mais partant du principe que Dieu est mort à Auschwitz et que les absents ont toujours tort, il est un peu fâché avec. Résultat : à sa bar-mitsva, le buffet cochonnailles a fait un malheur. Ses téfilins sont dans le coffre à jouets des enfants. Pour toi, fille élevée à coup de Houmach sur la tête, double avantage : ça désolera ta mère (ce qui est toujours ça de gagné) et ça te permettra de constater qu’effectivement, Kippour, quand tu manges, tu bois, et tu vas à la synagogue en voiture, ça passe vachement plus vite. Raison 2 : Son sens de la famille est très limité Il n’exigera de toi que peu d’enfants et de déjeuners chez ses parents. Raison 3 : Il n’élève jamais la voix Le garçon ashkénaze est bien élevé. Raison 4 : Il est comme toi, il déteste les Séfarades Raison 5 : Il a un nom qui assure The SefWoman

Le top 5 des phrases à ne pas dire face au rabbin qui vous demande de prouver votre judéité Par The SefWoman - Lundi 12 décembre 2011 « Et vous d’abord, qu’est-ce qui me prouve que vous êtes juif ? » Allez, j’attends. « Par rapport aux critères nazis, vous vous situez où exactement ? Avoir une mère juive, donc qui a elle-même une mère juive. « C’est moi qui ai financé la réfection de la synagogue » Ah, vous êtes déjà au courant. « Ce qui compte, c’est que je me sente juive dans mon cœur » Mère juive ou pas, on s’en fout. « Sur mon passeport, comme vous pouvez le voir, je vais tous les étés en Israël » Comment ça, ce n’est absolument pas une preuve. The SefWoman Ma philosophie se situe entre « A Kippour tout le monde pardonne, sauf moi » (Raymond Bettoun) et « Dieu n’existe pas, mais nous sommes son peuple » (Woody Allen)

PageRank Algorithm Reveals Soccer Teams' Strategies Many readers will have watched the final of the Euro 2012 soccer championships on Sunday in which Spain demolished a tired Italian team by 4 goals to nil. The result, Spain’s third major championship in a row, confirms the team as the best in the world and one of the greatest in history. So what makes Spain so good? That looks set to change. They say their approach produces a quantifiable representation of a team’s style, identifies key individuals and highlights potential weaknesses. Their idea is to think of each player as a node in a network and each pass as an edge that connects nodes. The image above shows the resulting networks for the Netherlands (left) and Spain using data from the knockout stages of the 2010 World Cup in South Africa. A visual inspection of these networks immediately reveals some interesting insights into the match. Key players also stand out by the number of passes they make and receive, such as 16 (Sergio Busquets) and 8 (Xavi).

Vive le porno sans X ! | Tracks #Psychovinyle #Trackshare #Replay Lettre aux US A Letter To the US from John Cleese To the citizens of the United States of America, in light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II resumes monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories. Your new prime minister (The Right Honourable Theresa May, MP for the 97.8% of you who have, until now, been unaware there's a world outside your borders) will appoint a minister for America. To aid your transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. Thank you for your co-operation. * John Cleese [Basil Fawlty, Fawlty Towers, Sir Lancelot of Camelot (Monty Python & The Quest for the Holy Grail), Torquay, Devon, England]

C'est un scandale, encore ces guignols du WEB qui manipulent les vidéos ! Dans le reportage de TF1 sur Carrefour tout le monde il était content ! by sans_nom Sep 16

Ah oui lol j'avais déjà vu cette vidéo, c'est pas mal by sans_nom Jul 15