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Funny Questions and Answers. I Got This. Google 'secrets' Tastefully Offensive. Bluntcard.com. "Difference between men and women" by ragman. Since September 1998. Untitled. A man moves into a nudist colony.

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He receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a current picture. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts one in half and sends her the top part. Later he receives another letter asking him to send a picture to his grandmother. The man cuts another picture in half, but accidentally sends the bottom half. He is really worried when he realizes that he sent the wrong part, but then remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is and hopes she won't notice. A few weeks later he receives a letter from his grandmother.

An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked when the woman's doctor says she has a heart condition that could kill her at any time. The couple reluctantly try to live by these rules. This works for a few weeks, until late one night when they meet each other on the stairs--she's coming downstairs, he's heading up. "Adam," she replied. "Eve," the nun said. Then St. Dating Fails - Missed Connections, Dating Sites, & Breakups.

The 12 Funniest iPhone Auto-Correct Fails. Ah, we’ve all been there: you’re quickly texting on your iPhone to your Mom that you want tacos for dinner and before you realize it, you’ve typed out your secret desire for the 1988 Oakland Raiders to run the train on your dog.

The 12 Funniest iPhone Auto-Correct Fails

How could such a costly mistake happen? Random. Random. When Parents Text. <br /><h3>This site is much cooler with JavaScript enabled.

When Parents Text

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Bearded Well-Intended Psycho-Looking Dating Guy. Another 100 Funny Facebook ‘Like’ Pages « Random Stuff. These are another 100 Facebook ‘like’ pages that I find funny (click on any page’s name and it will take you to that Facebook page) 1.

Another 100 Funny Facebook ‘Like’ Pages « Random Stuff

My mum thinks ‘lol’ means ‘Lots of Love’. She texted me: ‘Our dog died LOL’ 2. “We now live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police” 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. on a scale of 1 to Spencer Pratt, how crazy was that? Article Archive. Funny and absurd signs from around the world. Demotivational Wall - Random demotivator. Famous World Ideologies, as explained by references to Cows. Actors in Character - Now That is Acting! Feb 21, 2011 / Category : Movies / 18 Comments There's no denying the fact that most of us have pretended to be actors.

Actors in Character - Now That is Acting!

Photographer Howard Schatz, from Vanity Fair, took this idea one step further, place actors in a series of roles and dramatic situations to reveal the essence of their characters. 20 Strangest Vintage Ads… Before you plunge into the evil that is Monday, I bring to you some rather strange but hilarious (if you have a twisted sense of humor like mine) vintage ads that are bound to make you go "What were they thinking?!!

20 Strangest Vintage Ads…

". I don't know about simpler times but these definitely come from stranger times. There's no such thing as "too early" when it comes to shaving. Look! Doesn't the baby look really happy shaving? Funny : The Bored Ninja – Fun, Interesting, and Cool Stuff on the Internet. Forward Rewind Game : The Bored Ninja – Fun, Interesting, and Cool Stuff on the Internet.

Equality Ad Fail. Parents Shouldn't Text - Funny, Crazy, WTF Text Messages From Mom And Dad. How to speak Hawaiian. Aloha: The most common expression in the islands.

How to speak Hawaiian

It can mean hello and goodbye, welcome or farewell. It can also mean romantic affection or best wishes. Aloha is a general good feeling you will find everywhere on Maui! Akamai: Someone who is very smart. Parents Shouldn't Text - Funny, Crazy, WTF Text Messages From Mom And Dad. Funny Pictures at WalMart Photos. August 10th, 2012 Facebook Contest!

Funny Pictures at WalMart Photos

Entries must be in by Monday at noon EST. Commercial for Vulva...a vaginal scent. 100+ Hilarious Funny Facebook Status Updates. 'Love' Covers. Controversy. STFU, Parents. For my second and final Valentine’s Day post this year, I wanted to follow up on everyone’s favorite annual series, ‘A Mother’s Love.’

STFU, Parents

What I treasure most about this series is that every year, I anticipate that I won’t get enough disturbing submissions to put together a post. Damn You Auto Correct! - Funny iPhone Fails and Autocorrect Horror Stories. FlipText.net - write upside down. SNL Archives. Regretsy - Where DIY Meets WTF. Free Ecards, Funny Ecards, Greeting Cards, Birthday Ecards, Birthday Cards, Valentine's Day Ecards, Flirting Ecards, Dating Ecards, Friendship Ecards, Wedding Ecards, Anniversary Ecards and more at someecards.com. Funny or Die - All Pictures And Words - Most Viewed This Month. Image001.jpg (JPEG Image, 644x590 pixels) RoadKill T-Shirts - Funny T Shirts. Looking for novelty, crazy and funny t-shirts?

RoadKill T-Shirts - Funny T Shirts

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