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Yes We Can!

Yes We Can!

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My collection of funny emails from my inbox. Subject: 5 MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. 5 Things to Do Every Day for Success Fast Company wants you to have your best year yet in 2012; click for more advice and tips on how to work smarter, manage your career, and lead a more meaningful life. "You get up at what time?" I hear that a lot, along with "You are so lucky." So, I'm going to help out here and let you in on the secrets of my success.

s Curiosities I have to admit, I've done stupid faces and stuff for the souvenir photo camera on roller coasters, but nothing compared to this. Lucas Pereira's Sleep Page In the course of my studies at Berkeley, I have been able to conduct several of my own sleep deprivation experiments. I collected the most data in Spring of 1994, when I took cs150 and cs184 at the same time. Here is a brief summary of my findings on the different methods of sleep management and deprivation: 8 Hours Every Night This is the theoretical ideal sleep management technique. Unfortunately, it has been difficult to implement in practice, since I work really slowly on homework.

Ermahgerd, memes! A retrospective on this year’s internet quirks and curios It seems 2012 was the year memes went mainstream. Helped largely by the rise of social media and the fact most of us now have an online presence, you’d be hard pushed to find someone who didn’t come across at least one of this year’s memes, mash-ups, viral hits or image macros. We’ve rounded up the best memes of 2012 for you to look back on and laugh at what a long, strange trip it’s been.

Legend of Zelda Treasure chest with sound! 1/4" Pine plywood. You can use whatever type of wood you want, but pine looks nice and is relatively cheap. You'll need enough wood to cut out the following pieces: Two 5.5" x 10.5" pieces One 8" x 10.5" base piece Two 8.5 x 5.5" pieces Five 2 7/16" x 11" slats Also you will need two 6 sided half a decagon pieces. The 55 Funniest Signs From the Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear from Funny Or Die We know that we're a little late to the game and that plenty of other websites have already posted best signs of the rally. But this is the internet, and since we are a website on that internet, we are required to post this. So without further ado… Here are the 55 funniest signs from the Stewart/Colbert rally.

How to Pee With Morning Wood How to Pee With Morning Wood Every morning men wake up to this catch-22: you desperately have to pee, but you have an erection, which makes it hard to urinate, but the hard-on won't go away until you empty your bladder. If you take Viagra, you're even more likely to face this problem of the wood that won't go away.

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