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Dystopia Function: Statisticians Are Jerks. Is Santa real. Physicist: The existence of Santa Claus is an established fact, beyond debate.

Is Santa real

I, like most people of my generation, have verified his existence experimentally by means of the “Cookie test”. The idea that millions of people, the world over, could leave cookies and milk out in the evening, and have them replaced by presents in the morning, without a “Jolly Agent” implies a conspiracy on a frankly Orwellian scale. That “theory” can be dismissed out of hand. Occam’s razor alone shows that this is essentially an open and shut case. Santa Claus: Judgmental and Dutch. NORAD (originally “CONAD”) has publicly tracked Santa’s sleigh since 1955.

There are approximately 2 billion children in the world. . , and the average distance between houses is Plugging in the non-Antarctic land area of the Earth (A=136,000,000 km2) and the number of Nice-list homes (N=1,500,000) yields L=200 million km and d=0.3 km. Col. Maxwell's Equations Long Form shirt. My friend made this in Math today.. Browse your computer drag and drop here Ctrl + V paste from your clipboard By uploading, you agree to our terms of service That file type is not supported!

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Supported formats: JPEG, GIF, PNG, APNG, TIFF, BMP, PDF, XCF Imgur is home to the web's most popular image content, curated in real time by a dedicated community through commenting, voting and sharing. My friend made this in Math today... 1,187 points · stats Submit a comment save 93 comments sorted by best expand all anemoneanonymity 1116 points : 2 years ago reply. Dystopia Function. Giraffe_farley_katz. Cuddly Cyborg. Math Jokes at WorkJoke.com - Profession Jokes. How they prove that all odd integers higher than 2 are prime?

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There are three kinds of mathematicians:those who can count and those who can't. There are two groups of people in the world;those who believe that the world can bedivided into two groups of people,and those who don't. There are two groups of people in the world:Those who can be categorized into one of twogroups of people, and those who can't. The Flood is over and the ark has landed. Noah lets all the animals out and says, "Go forth and multiply. " A few months later, Noah decides to take a stroll and see how the animals are doing.

Noah follows their advice. "Certainly", say the snakes. What is the integral of "one over cabin" with respect to "cabin"? A bunch of Polish scientists decided to flee their repressive government by hijacking an airliner and forcing the pilot to fly them to a western country. He sat down at the controls and tried to figure them out. The experimentalist calmly replied, "Have patience. What is "pi"? "And? " The Date Graph. Slimfigures.co.uk - A webcomic of science, satire and dark thoughts. Kentucky Math with Ma and Pa Kettle! Cheating the Cheat Sheet. Inception. « Lord of the Rings Math » Posted by mathfail on January 5, 2010 This is too good not to post!

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Someone made it and posted it on facebook and I saved it to my computer. I can’t seem to find the link to where it was posted though .. and I can’t find any websites that have the image ** Note: Some posts on Math-Fail are user-submitted and NOT verified by the admin of the site before publication. Loading ... It_is_obvious.PNG (PNG Image, 744x616 pixels) Numbers. 7x13=28.