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So That Happened Tonight at the supermarket I found myself behind a pretty girl in the checkout line. The universe hates me. Like this story? Did you know I have a book coming out? Redneck Home Remodels Everyone has their dream home but because the expense often outweighs the reality, we work with what we have and remodel piece by piece. Even with this more frugal approach, it can be costly; therefore, the list below is an inspirational group of visionaries that have taken their remodeling into their own hands, showing us how to save a buck in the process. (We thought we’d change things up a bit today and present some home renovations you might not be doing in the near future. 1. If you’re looking to add an extra bedroom or two to accommodate your growing kin (or some imposing houseguests), you might want to look to this subtle home expansion as an example. source: 2. Adding a custom crafted front deck to your home can add a wonderful aesthetic appeal but it can also cost thousands of dollars when all is said and done. 3. source: source: 5. 6.

Dwight Schrute Knows Best | Runt Of The Web - StumbleUpon Oh Dwight, you are the best thing to happen to the US version of The Office. The wry second-in-command at the Scranton office of Dunder Mifflin is famous for his obscure knowledge and comically literal interpretation of… well… everything. And so the Dwight Schrute Knows Best meme or simply, the Dwight Schrute meme was born: Enjoy the Dwight Schrute meme? Check out Part 2: The Return Of The Schrute Meme and Schrute Facts. Dear blank, please blank Wenn man nicht aufpasst, kann es passieren, dass man ohne es zu merken gleich mehrere Stunden auf der “Dear blank, please blank” Homepage verbringt. Wenn ich nicht so vorsichtig wär, würde ich wahrscheinlich jetzt noch dasitzen und eine lustige Kurznachricht nach der anderen lesen. Wer von euch ausreichend Zeit hat, sollte sich die Seite nicht entgehen lassen. Es ist jedoch besser die Finger davon zu lassen, wenn man noch bei der Arbeit ist. Die Karten sind hier im Etsy Shop für jeweils 4,50 Dollar erhältlich.

Man walks into a bar and pauses: at the other end of the bar, there's Man walks into a bar and pauses: at the other end of the bar, there's this guy with a big orange head. Just kind of sitting there, mooning into his drink. So the man asks the bartender, "Say, what's up with the guy with the big orange head?" So the man walks over and introduces himself and offers to buy a round. The man with the big orange head sighs and says, "You know, I've gone over it in my mind a million times. "The genie thundered, 'You have released me from my ten-thousand year imprisonment, and I am in your debt. The man at the bar is agape. "The genie says, 'Your wish is granted.' "So I said, 'Amazing! "The genie says, 'Your wish is granted.' "The genie booms, 'You have one wish remaining.'" The man with the big orange head pauses and sips his beer.

Todd Lamb Notes From Chris Gallery Welcome to the “ Notes From Chris” gallery. These are notes that I post around New York City from a mysterious man named Chris. Chris wants to do tedious things with people. Stuff College Girls Like November 21st, 2008 Whether it’s stiletto heels on the campus’s cobblestone walkways or flip flops in the winter, college girls have a difficult time choosing the right footwear for the right occasion. Many colleges host job fairs every semester, where one can find sneakers and flip flops instead of appropriate footwear. Many college girls think wearing converses with business or formal attire is “cute.” Since when did “cute” become synonymous with “childish,” or “immature?” There is a time and place for every shoe we own. October 10th, 2008 I’m not sure how this trend started with females. Like I said, with females this trend baffles me. They make your feet look bigger than they really are, anyways. October 7th, 2008 They can be seen any time the temperature drops below 60 degrees. The thing that baffles me most about these is the choice of wardrobe they’re worn with. October 6th, 2008 This one I’m convinced applies to all college students. September 29th, 2008 September 27th, 2008

Jenny vs. Spencer JENNY vs. SPENCER: SPENCER RESPONDS! I'm sure that everyone has seen Jenny quitting via dry-erase board, but now Jenny's mysterious boss has responded the same way. Marc Johns: Drawings on paper towels I did these two below in a Starbucks washroom: New to the site? Look at some more nonsense drawings here. I originally posted these paper towel drawings about 2 years ago to Flickr and Vox, long before I had this site. Oh, and one of these photos appears in Rainn Wilson's book Soul Pancake.