Funny airplane announcements &:& Eyeflare.com Now and then, airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight safety presentation and their other announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some of the better ones that are flying around the web: Pilot: "Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. "Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but they'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Washington National, a lone voice came over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella. After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in Chicago, a flight attendant on a Northwest flight announced: "Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as hell everything has shifted." From a Southwest Airlines employee: "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane." After landing: "Thank you for flying Delta Business Express.
Redneck Home Remodels Everyone has their dream home but because the expense often outweighs the reality, we work with what we have and remodel piece by piece. Even with this more frugal approach, it can be costly; therefore, the list below is an inspirational group of visionaries that have taken their remodeling into their own hands, showing us how to save a buck in the process. (We thought we’d change things up a bit today and present some home renovations you might not be doing in the near future. Here they are, presented by us here at BuildDirect) 1. If you’re looking to add an extra bedroom or two to accommodate your growing kin (or some imposing houseguests), you might want to look to this subtle home expansion as an example. source: 2. Adding a custom crafted front deck to your home can add a wonderful aesthetic appeal but it can also cost thousands of dollars when all is said and done. 3. source: 5. 6. 7.
Polar Bear Attack, victim survives These are pictures of an actual polar bear attack in Churchill. These pictures were taken while people watched and did nothing to stop the attack ! Local newspaper say that the victim has made full recovery. Man walks into a bar and pauses: at the other end of the bar, there's Man walks into a bar and pauses: at the other end of the bar, there's this guy with a big orange head. Just kind of sitting there, mooning into his drink. So the man asks the bartender, "Say, what's up with the guy with the big orange head?" And the bartender says, "It's an interesting story. Buy him a drink and maybe he'll tell it to you." So the man walks over and introduces himself and offers to buy a round. The man with the big orange head sighs and says, "You know, I've gone over it in my mind a million times. "The genie thundered, 'You have released me from my ten-thousand year imprisonment, and I am in your debt. The man at the bar is agape. "The genie says, 'Your wish is granted.' "So I said, 'Amazing! "The genie says, 'Your wish is granted.' "The genie booms, 'You have one wish remaining.'" The man with the big orange head pauses and sips his beer.
Stuff College Girls Like November 21st, 2008 Whether it’s stiletto heels on the campus’s cobblestone walkways or flip flops in the winter, college girls have a difficult time choosing the right footwear for the right occasion. Many colleges host job fairs every semester, where one can find sneakers and flip flops instead of appropriate footwear. Many college girls think wearing converses with business or formal attire is “cute.” There is a time and place for every shoe we own. October 10th, 2008 I’m not sure how this trend started with females. Like I said, with females this trend baffles me. They make your feet look bigger than they really are, anyways. October 7th, 2008 They can be seen any time the temperature drops below 60 degrees. The thing that baffles me most about these is the choice of wardrobe they’re worn with. October 6th, 2008 This one I’m convinced applies to all college students. Then again, what college girl has the audacity to refuse alcohol from the cute boy at the next-door Greek lodge?