Rs.jpg (JPEG Image, 274x480 pixels) The Barometer Story. Who doesn't like a blonde joke? A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank; she has the title, and everything checks out.
The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank’s president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. It is possible to understand Engineers - Where theres a will, theres a way. Understanding Engineers #1 Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?
" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want. " The first engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice, The clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway. " Understanding Engineers #2 To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. Understanding Engineers #3 A priest, an ophthalmologist, and an engineer were golfing one morning behind a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys? The doctor chimed in,"I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf! " The priest said, "Here comes the greens keeper.
He said, "Hello, George. 125007_700b.jpg from cloudfront.net. Hideseek.gif from browardpages.com. Inspiration for the Uninspired. Pickles can kill. Pickles Will Kill You AP Stats listserve archives dated: Sun, 26 Aug 2001 Subject: Re: Pickles Will Kill You Every pickle you eat brings you closer to death.
Amazingly, the "thinking man" has failed to grasp the terrifying significance of the term, "in a pickle. " Pickles are associated with all the major diseases of the body. Eating them breeds wars and communism. Nearly all sick people have eaten pickles. 99.9% of all people who die from cancer have eaten pickles. 100% of all soldiers have eaten pickles. 96.8% of all communist sympathizers have eaten pickles. 99.7% of the people involved in air and auto accidents ate pickles within 14 days preceding the accident. 93.1% of juvenile deliquents come from homes where pickles are served.
Evidence points to long term effects of eating pickles: Of the people born in 1839 who later dined on pickles, there has been a mortality rate of 100%. In spite of all the evidence, pickles growers and packers continue to spread their evil. Eat orchid petal soup. Rant.