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Home - The Rochdale Herald. New-Age Bullshit Generator. Just click and the truth will manifest Click the Reionize electrons button at the top of the page to generate a full page of New Age poppycock.

New-Age Bullshit Generator

The inspiration for this idea came from watching philosophy debates involving Deepak Chopra. I wrote a blog post about it if you're interested. After sitting through hours of New Age rhetoric, I decided to have a crack at writing code to generate it automatically and speed things up a bit. I cobbled together a list of New Age buzzwords and cliché sentence patterns and this is the result. You’ll get some profound-sounding nonsense here, too. So, what is this for? (If you haven’t seen it, check out wisdomofchopra.com — unfortunately they beat me to it! UK question: the smell of the Underground. MeeBOX FULL PILOT (STEREO!) The Idler. Plot Generator. Alice Lowe. Whoever Found hitchBOT Brought Him to Meet Kevin Smith Last Night. List of Funny Simpsons Stores/Companies. Comics, Quizzes, and Stories - The Oatmeal.

Candy hearts. Candy Heart Message Sign Generator - i like you. Humorist Bruce Jay Friedman Is One Lonely Guy—as Anyone Can Plainly See. Loneliness is expensive.

Humorist Bruce Jay Friedman Is One Lonely Guy—as Anyone Can Plainly See

It takes a lot of money to keep it going. You need throw pillows. You've got to have cookies, liverwurst sandwiches. You have to have a TV set to lull you to sleep. What about your ear-drops bill... So consoles Bruce Jay Friedman in The Lonely Guy's Book of Life, a sort of hot tub of chicken soup for men caught in the cross fire between the women's movement and a sexual revolution that everyone else is enjoying. William Paley, or some Lonely Guy sympathizer at CBS, has paid in the six figures for TV rights. 404 Error Pages. The Daily Mash. 35 Astounding And Uplifting Facts About The Universe. The Grand Budapest Hotel (The Republic of Zubrowka, Hungary) - Hotel Reviews. New-Age Bullshit Generator. Praire Home Companion Shows. According to Math, the Worst Color Shirt to Wear on Star Trek Is Actually Yellow.

It’s a well known maxim that nobody wants to be a redshirt on Star Trek: The Original Series.

According to Math, the Worst Color Shirt to Wear on Star Trek Is Actually Yellow

The proud members of Operations, Engineering, and Security are the space-expendables, the first line of defense, the… well the ones who always get sent down with the away party full of more important characters and get murdered by the space monster of the week. Like, all the time. But what if, instead of considering this from the viewer’s perspective, you considered it from the perspective of a crewman choosing a line of work? What if you’re just a redshirt, and not “this episode’s redshirt?” Matthew Barsalou took this perspective and applied math to it, and lets just say that Kirk, Chekov, and Sulu might not be to happy about it.

The Null Device. The results of Eurovision 2014 are in, and, as reported here, the big winner was Austria's Conchita Wurst, a bearded drag performer, with a resolute and melodramatic torch song titled Rise Like A Phoenix.

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Wurst (whose real name is Tom Neuwirth) won a runaway victory, with 290 points and a string of 12s, including ones from countries who might otherwise haver found a bearded drag performer too transgressive. The runner-up was the Netherlands, 52 points behind with a rather nice piece of slow-burning Americana. 2014 was arguably the most geopolitically charged Eurovision Song Contest in years, if not decades; the kitschy music equivalent of the World Chess Championship of 1972, in that, within its formalised, tightly circumscribed arena, the tensions of an active geopolitical fault line manifested themselves.

As back then, the fault line was between the West and Russia, only the ideologies and alignments were different. Were I in Melbourne, I would probably be at a Eurovision party. Giraffes and Elephants Are Friends Collection #1. Such Weather. Press Office - Charlie and Lola press pack characters. Funk Slogans from The Advertising Slogan Generator. Web > web economy bullshit generator. Here's what the critics are saying: Your site is brilliant!

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The bullshit generator made me feel right at home! — Josh K. I love the web bullshit generator. I've been dared to write a spec for our site that includes at least one per paragraph — it's too tempting not to take the challenge. This is very clever, but your verbs are often real verbs. This is awesome! Congratulations! "Seize mission-critical convergence" — I just about peed in my pants! Thanks for bringing so much pleasure to so many with your one-click make-bullshit™ technology.— Jeremy S. I'm gonna copy and paste this stuff when I get to writing my own business plan. Corporate B.S. Generator. Toothpaste For Dinner: Daily comics by Drew. VM8246 – Vimrod. Welcome.

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