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Funny (if not necessarily "passive-aggressive") notes from pissed-off people

Funny (if not necessarily "passive-aggressive") notes from pissed-off people
A wife of noble character…does all the dishes? April 16th, 2014 · 73 comments Writes Julia, a student at an evangelical university in Indiana: “In our graduate student offices, there are more crusty dishes and microbial communities to be found than in the labs next door. After four weeks of mugs, oatmeal bowls and lunch containers had built up, one lad took the most effective course of action and posted this encouraging note for us single ladies to know what it takes to catch ourselves a guy just like him.” related: Life at a Christian college FILED UNDER: battle of the sexes · dishes · God

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CALLIHOO Writing Idea Generators: The 37 Dramatic Situations The Thirty-six (plus one) Dramatic Situations Georges Polti says that all stories boil down to just 36 dramatic situations and takeoffs of those situations. Somebody else out there added #37. If you're stuck for a situation, try this. A situation appears below randomly (in bold print). How to Prepare for National Novel Writing Month (NaNoWriMo) November is known by most literati as National Novel Writing Month, or NaNoWriMo for short. How it works: Start writing a 50,000-word novel on November 1 and finish by midnight on November 30th. (For in-depth details go to the NaNoWriMo.org.) I’ve participated in the event twice. First, let me share these three important takeaways from my experience. 1.

Awkward Family Pet Photos Georgie March 20th, 2014 He was always a forward thinker. (submitted by Michael) FUNNY STUFF A carefully selected collection of the funniest stuff anywhere! Warning: Some of these pages are incredibly funny, and you read them at your own risk - I accept no responsibility! (particularly for time lost due to rolling on the floor). Enjoy! STAIRS, a very funny short story. PARACHUTE, simple little joke but quite amusing. Indiegogo Papetura is an adventure, point&click puzzle game in the fantasy world made entirely of paper. Once in a while, the light reaches the paper and awakens the world. Guiding Pape & Tura you will discover the paper world, with all its hidden mysteries waiting to reveal themselves, covered with paper-darkness.

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