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Horrible Cards - Greeting Cards by The Oatmeal

Horrible Cards - Greeting Cards by The Oatmeal
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Free Creative Writing Prompts #6: Dark, Distrurbing, and Weird A combination of things has led me to write this latest list of Free Creative Writing Prompts. I experienced a lot of negativity this past weekend at work and home and it has been pretty difficult to weather. My father was recently diagnosed with prostate cancer and today he is undergoing a blood test to check if the cancer has spread (update: it hasn’t! hooray!). Lastly, on a more upbeat note, I am a huge fan of the 1960s television series, “The Twilight Zone.” How to tell if the weather is going to be a really big deal All artwork and content on this site is Copyright © 2014 Matthew Inman. Please don't steal. TheOatmeal.com was lovingly built using CakePHP All artwork and content on this site is Copyright © 2014 Matthew Inman. Please don't steal. TheOatmeal.com was lovingly built using CakePHP

10 Tasty Mug Cakes That You Can Make in Just Minutes By bellalimento | I’m sure you’ve heard of cakes that you make in a microwave in MINUTES. I have to admit the first time I saw a recipe for one I was skeptical. Babies Tasting Lemons for the First Time (14 GIFs) When the whole world is new to you, there are surprises around every corner. Below are some really funny animated GIFs of babies tasting lemons for the first time. (via) You may also like: Julbo Sherpa Sunglasses: Amazon.co.uk: Sports & Leisure Got these to replace my old Bloc snow-blind goggles, whose metal frames broke after ten years' hard service. I've been looking for a replacement for a long time, and was so glad to come across these. FEATURES include flexible rubber ear-hooks: when you put these on, they absolutely stay on.

List of games on I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue This is a list of games featured on BBC Radio 4's long-running "antidote to panel games", I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue. Some are featured more frequently than others. Ad-Lib Poetry[edit] The host gives a line of a poem, and each panelist has to continue the poem, continuing to speak until a buzzer sounds, at which point it goes to the next panelist.

How to Suck at Facebook All artwork and content on this site is Copyright © 2015 Matthew Inman. Please don't steal. TheOatmeal.com was lovingly built using CakePHP All artwork and content on this site is Copyright © 2015 Matthew Inman. Please don't steal. Three Safe-to-Eat Cookie Doughs: Chocolate Chip, Sugar, and Cake Batter! ... - StumbleUpon I’m siiiiick. If you follow Willow Bird Baking on Facebook or Twitter (you do, right?), you’ve probably heard me whining about it lately (okay, maybe this isn’t the best way to encourage you to follow). It started with a sore throat and has turned into a beastly, phlegmatic ogre of a cold that has taken up residence in my chest and commenced hanging draperies and such.

Things People Said: Courtroom Quotations The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity. Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child?"Witness: "I only have one, you know." Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?"Witness: "By death."

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