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thanks! How in the world I got to this point in my life without knowing about that site... I'll never know. by spinnymommy Jun 5

I used google translator to understand you all. hfishstyx wrote in Spanish, and bibliopieter wrote in Dutch. johnthomas, if you google translate:dutch to english: (paste what you want translated) it will translate it easily for you. by spinnymommy Jun 5

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