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The largest instant button website! Smartass - What does the internet think? Edible Eyes : Create snacks with Character. 7 Deadly Glasses by Kacper Hamilton for. Zen Sarcasm. THESE ARE GREAT Sayings 1.

Zen Sarcasm

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 25 Photos. 0 Fucks Given. - CollegeHumor Picture Gallery. Why the mantis shrimp is my new favorite animal. Parents Shouldn't Text- Funny, Crazy, WTF Text Messages From Mom And Dad. Comic Relief: Christmas Humor. Guess the Christmas Song. Can you figure out the proper titles to these seemingly Vulcan Christmas songs?

Guess the Christmas Song

Answers are at the bottom. Bleached Yule Castaneous-colored Seed Vesicated in a Conflagration Singular Yearning for the Twin Anterior Incisors Righteous Darkness Arrival Time: 2400 hrs - Weather: Cloudless Loyal Followers Advance Far Off in a Feeder Array the Corridor Bantam Male Percussionist Monarchial Triad Nocturnal Noiselessness Jehovah Deactivate Blithe Chevaliers Red Man En Route to Borough Frozen Precipitation Commence Proceed and Enlighten on the Pinnacle The Quadruped with the Vermillion Probiscis Query Regarding Identity of Descendant Delight for this Planet Give Attention to the Melodious Celestial Beings The Dozen Festive 24 Hour Intervals. Mapping Perception [Infographic] Understanding an individual or a crowd’s perception is vital when engaging in social media.

I’ve personally made this mistake and seen countless others fall flat on a campaign by under estimating the perception of others. The following images are great examples on how groups of people view things differently by geography. I hope you get a good chuckle and at the same time stimulate your brain to think about how people in online communities have much of the same characteristics in viewing themselves and others. Europe According to the United States: Europe According to France: Europe According to Germany: Europe According to Italy: Europe According to Bulgaria: Europe According to Britain: Europe According to Gay Men: The Amusing Piece. Quality Reference Material. - StumbleUpon. Cartoons Cartoons. Calvin-and-hobbes-christmas1.jpg (600×189) Zoom.gif (640×566) August Ambience. FASHEMATICS!!! Is Our Childrens Learning? Textbook disclaimer stickers.

The top left sticker is an actual sticker from Cobb County, Georgia, where a large contingent of pitchfork-wielding parents forced the district into undermining the teaching of evolution in public schools.

Textbook disclaimer stickers

This lunacy was ripe for mocking, of course, so I made a few stickers of my own … … and then emailed them to the lawyer involved in the ensuing court case. The lawyer had them printed up large, as courtroom props. I hear the judge liked them a lot. Probably not critical for winning the case, but it made me happy to do my part. If you live in a town with pitchfork-wielding parents who have charmingly Neolithic views on science and reality, please consider downloading the PDF of the above and printing onto sticker paper. Purrington, C.B. . ⓒ Colin Purrington 2004-2013 Like this: Like Loading... THEY'RE HERE! 2010 DARWIN AWARDS - You've been waiting for them with bated breath, so without further ado, here are the 2010 Darwin Awards. Eighth Place In Detroit, a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys.

Seventh Place A 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker, who "totally zoned when he ran", accidentally jogged off a 100-foot high cliff on his daily run. Sixth Place While at the beach, Daniel Jones, 21, dug an 8 foot hole for protection from the wind and had been sitting in a beach chair at the bottom, when it collapsed, burying him beneath 5 feet of sand.

Fifth Place Santiago Alvarado, 24, was killed as he fell through the ceiling of a bicycle shop he was burglarizing. Fourth Place Sylvester Briddell, Jr., 26, was killed as he won a bet with friends who said he would not put a revolver loaded with four bullets into his mouth and pull the trigger. - StumbleUpon. How Twilight Works. - StumbleUpon. What If… Walt Disney Produced ‘Up’ In The 1960s? Awesome & Co.