Your Daily Life in GIFs (4.9.12) When there are free samples at the grocery store: When someone is wrong, but they insist they are right: When your test is not multiple choice: When the doorbell rings and you run to put on pants: That fake laugh you do when you don’t understand what someone just said to you: When you see a spider: When you’re sitting and your feet can’t reach the ground: When you’re in college and a class gets canceled: When you predict something and it actually happens: When you get new shoes: When someone asks if you can help them move: When someone tries to teach you how to dance: When you watch your parents try to use the computer: When the hand dryer is taking too long so you walk away and do this: When you fail a test and your parents say, “You’re better than this”: When you get a new task five minutes before it’s quitting time: When you finish a really good book series: When you open the fridge and there is actually something to eat: When you’re behind someone in a hallway who is walking really slow:
Sixteen Things Calvin and Hobbes Said Better Than Anyone Else To paraphrase E.B. White, the perfect sentence is one from which nothing can be added or removed. Every word plays its part. Bill Watterson’s Calvin and Hobbes ran between 1985 and 1995. So here, in no particular order, is a selection of quotes that nail everything from the meaning of life to special underwear. (NOTE: Check out Part II: Sixteen MORE Things Calvin and Hobbes Said Better Than Anyone Else) On life’s constant little limitations Calvin: You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help. On expectations Calvin: Everybody seeks happiness! On why we are scared of the dark Calvin: I think night time is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction. On the unspoken truth behind the education system Calvin: As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. On the cruel reality of commercial art Hobbes: Van Gogh would’ve sold more than one painting if he’d put tigers in them. On the future
IU mathematician offers unified theory of dark matter, dark energy, altering Einstein field equations : science Rules from the male side! We always hear 'the rules' from the female side. Now here are the Rules from the male side. There are our rules:- Please note.... these are all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE! 1. 1. 1. 1. 1. 1. 1. 1. come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. 1. See a doctor. 1. 1. 1. if something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. 1. you can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. 1. whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. 1. We have no idea what Mauve is. 1. 1. if we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing', we will act like nothings wrong. 1. 1. 1. 1. 1. 1. 1. Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh. Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them an education.
The Egg The Egg By: Andy Weir You were on your way home when you died. It was a car accident. Nothing particularly remarkable, but fatal nonetheless. You left behind a wife and two children. And that’s when you met me. “What… what happened?” “You died,” I said, matter-of-factly. “There was a… a truck and it was skidding…” “Yup,” I said. “I… I died?” “Yup. You looked around. “More or less,” I said. “Are you god?” “Yup,” I replied. “My kids… my wife,” you said. “What about them?” “Will they be all right?” “That’s what I like to see,” I said. You looked at me with fascination. “Don’t worry,” I said. “Oh,” you said. “Neither,” I said. “Ah,” you said. “All religions are right in their own way,” I said. You followed along as we strode through the void. “Nowhere in particular,” I said. “So what’s the point, then?” “Not so!” I stopped walking and took you by the shoulders. “You’ve been in a human for the last 48 years, so you haven’t stretched out yet and felt the rest of your immense consciousness. “Oh lots.
If you are under 40 years old, you have never experienced political discourse in the US that was not dominated by greed or the bible. : politics Lots of Jokes - Anger Management When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know, but you know deserves it... I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying 'Hello.' I politely said, 'This is Chris. Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear 'Get the right f***ing number!' I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled 'You're an asshole!' I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, And put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, 'You're an asshole!' It always cheered me up.
Existence First published Wed Oct 10, 2012 Existence raises deep and important problems in metaphysics, philosophy of language, and philosophical logic. Many of the issues can be organized around the following two questions: Is existence a property of individuals? and Assuming that existence is a property of individuals, are there individuals that lack it? What does it mean to ask if existence is a property? There is a debate in the literature on properties between the abundant conception of properties, according to which there is a property corresponding to every natural language predicate and, more generally, every class of individuals, and the sparse conception of properties, according to which a predicate expresses a property only if the objects that predicate is true of resemble one another in an intrinsic way. The view that existence is not a property of individuals became the common view in the early 20th Century. 1. Russell's strategy depends on two claims.
joy_indescribable comments on This graph make a positive point. Men without supervision Presocratic Philosophy The Origins of Western Thought Philosophical Thinking Philosophy as a discipline isn't easy to define precisely. Thus, philosophy must be regarded both as content and as activity: It considers alternative views of what is real and the development of reasons for accepting them. Since our personal growth in these matters naturally retraces the process of cultural development, study of the history of philosophy in our culture provides an excellent introduction to the discipline as a whole. Greek Philosophy Abstract thought about the ultimate nature of the world and of human life began to appear in cultures all over the world during the sixth century B.C.E., as an urge to move beyond superstition toward explanation. Speculative thinking expresses human curiosity about the world, striving to understand in natural (rather than super-natural) terms how things really are, what they are made of, and how they function. Milesian Speculation Pythagorean Life Heraclitus and the Eleatics Greek Atomism
Challenge Accepted | Fuuunny things Fuuunny things Challenge Accepted Category : Funny Pictures © All Rights Reserved. Theme by SkinPress.com and Higher Visibility 15 Tips on How to Live Without Regrets Post written by Sofo Life is very short, and so we should do our best to spend our time in a way that will make our life worth living. I am saddened when I see old people who feel regrets about the life they have lived. To spend a life which is not fulfilling, and then reach to a point where you have no more energy to transform your life, is the worst thing that can happen to anyone. But how can one live without regrets? Here is a list of 15 tips on how to live without regrets which I have found to be of utmost importance. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. Photo courtesy of Ibrahim Iujaz
Round 4: Your Daily Life in GIFs (29 GIFs Internet, this is your life…in GIF form. When you click on a blog and music starts to autoplay: When you’re making fun of someone behind their back and they turn around: When you’re with a group and someone hot walks by: When you have that annoying piece of hair that doesn’t do what it’s supposed to: When you make a reference to a TV show and no one gets it: When you hear the words ‘food’ and ‘free’ together: When all your friends are laughing at a joke about you: When you prove to someone that they are wrong: When you bump into the corner of a table: When someone likes your post on Facebook from, like, so long ago: When you enter a store and need help from an employee: When your favorite TV show comes back from a break: When you realize you’re chewing on a borrowed pen: When one of your body parts falls asleep and it feels like this: When you say the exact same thing as your best friend: When your phone rings, but you’re too lazy to get it: When you see someone flirting with the person you like: