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My favorite thing! 9:30 am – A car ride! My favorite thing! Excerpts from a Cat’s Daily Diary: Day 683 of my captivity: My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The bird has got to be an informant. Like this: The following is an actual question given on a University of Washingto... Board of Wisdom Log In Skip to Content Browse Quotes By Subject Follow Us Back A Favorite of 2840 users The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington engineering mid-term.

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. - Unknown Posted by AA in Engineering ID#:3972 Discuss this quote Please Log In to post a comment. Make your own Hitler video. Satanic Sexual Ritual. Looking for a woman with evil appetites.

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We will have nasty, evil, sweaty, probably illegal sexual encounters in order to bring about the rise of Lucifer. (ie Satan) Must be willing to do all styles of sexual positions, except Missionary. That is the Lord's Way, and we will have none of that. Besides, if we do it Missionary, Satan gets angry and a kitten dies. I like kittens. Must be into anal. The perfect encounter will be this: Meeting you at one of our local eatery's. Is hell exothermic?

I do not know who originally wrote this but it is a classic.

Is hell exothermic?

A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It had one question: "Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof. " Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: "First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. 1. So which is it? This student got the only A. Back. 485109. Words Of Wisdom. LA Math Test. Name:_______________________________ Gang:___________________________ 1.

LA Math Test

Johnny has an AK-47 with an 80-round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive-by shooting, how many drive-by shootings can he attempt before he has to reload? 2. Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8-ball to Jackson for $320 and 2 grams to Billy for $85 per gram.


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